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With our superior fire power projected from the mother ship hiding behind an invisible cloaking device in the outer plazma layer. Does anyone have any objections or should we wait to recolonise until after you lot have had your din dins tonight? See tyranny with compassion....

2007-01-05 00:56:22 · 12 answers · asked by mizzsquitz 3 in Science & Mathematics Astronomy & Space

Or perhaps expel into space that strange Jamaican mortal that keeps stinking up the craft with his funny smelling puff puffs?

2007-01-05 01:07:20 · update #1

12 answers

My mom says it doesn't matter as long as I have clean underwear on.

2007-01-05 00:59:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Danger Will Robinson, Danger.

Trust me you don't want to invade and wipe us out because if you went and did that most of us would have died before we could fulfil our hopes and dreams and you know what that means, restless spirits and mindless zombies walking around the earth and trust me killing a whole whack of humans is easy but dealing with zombie armies might prove to be a problem for even your people. After all zombies can become a very pesky problem for any species.

2007-01-05 09:15:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Exterminate

2007-01-05 09:02:35 · answer #3 · answered by spud 4 · 0 0

Hello. I take it you are an alien from Zeta Reticuli or someone who is trying to act cool.
I talk to aliens all the time and none of the ones with whom I converse plan to destroy Earth because they plan to save it by helping the humans (Homo Sapiens Sapiens) evolve into Homo Noeticus and into the 5th dimension by hybridization.
I'm friends with a few species of aliens and if you kill me, they will kill you so you'd better walk over eggshells.

2007-01-05 09:01:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

This isn't the Earth!!

You want that red planet out there, a bit further away from the Sun

2007-01-05 08:58:12 · answer #5 · answered by SteveT 7 · 1 1

Before you do...Could you please pick me up? I would find it fascinating to chat with you a bit. And I would like to know what kind of guns you are using? Laser or plasmic? Detonators or disintegraters? Just curious...

2007-01-05 09:05:04 · answer #6 · answered by Smallz 5 · 1 0

it doesn't really matter anyway...

we could save you the effort if you want...

we'll eliminate our selves in the next few years anyway...

may save you the cost of firing your weapons... just a thought

2007-01-05 08:59:38 · answer #7 · answered by J-Rod on the Radio 4 · 1 0

The replies here are really freaking me out. Please stop pretending as if the original poster is a real alien! OK, mates!?

2007-01-05 12:40:36 · answer #8 · answered by ObiKKa 1 · 0 0

lol well im being serious when i say this if you are gunna kill us i dont mind the probably isnt anythin i can do about it and im not afraid to die! so there! go ahead i dont mind!

2007-01-05 08:59:45 · answer #9 · answered by Denise 2 · 0 0

oh you pesky alien invaders. how can you colonise our planet if you eliminate it.

2007-01-05 09:00:54 · answer #10 · answered by llloki00001 5 · 0 0

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