A mid-level executive was so frustrated at being passed over for promotion year after year, that, in frustration, he went to a brain-transplant center in the hope of raising his I.Q. 20 points.
After a battery of physical and psychological tests, he was told by the center's director that he was an acceptable candidate.
"That's great!" the executive said. "But I understand that this procedure can be really expensive."
"Yes, sir, it can," the director replied. "An ounce of accountant's brain for example, costs one thousand dollars; an ounce of an economist's brain costs two thousand; an ounce of a corporate president's is forty-five thousand. An ounce of a Democrat's brain is seventy-five thousand dollars."
"Seventy-five thousand dollars for an ounce of a Democrat's brain? Why on earth is that?"
"Do you have any idea," the director asked, "how many Democrats we would have to kill?"
2007-01-05 00:25:59 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
You and Matt and Deuce make me laugh every time I read your questions - THANKS!
It would stand to reason that they do not use their brains to full capacity or they wouldn't do the things they do - right?!
2007-01-05 00:33:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 4⤋
Speaking from the green party perspective, aghast at the possibility that the new Democratic-run congress will let the president send 20,000 more troops in harms way by refusing to stand on the principals that got them elected, I have to reluctantly agree with you.
However, my favorite answer is from answerman!
2007-01-05 08:39:23 · answer #2 · answered by firefly 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cute joke. and to answer your question, yes democrats might possibly use their brains...or atleast they do enough to have finally got "voting" down. they couldn't do it to put kerry into office, but now look at congress...apparently, the maximum brain power for the democrats is filling in a bubble and casting a vote.
hey, you asked!
2007-01-05 08:29:56 · answer #3 · answered by lola 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
This really is not a question....I have told this one many times using the SouthWest Conference Universities instead.
Do you know how many aggies it takes to make a brain... ? and so on.
2007-01-05 08:48:15 · answer #4 · answered by planksheer 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Read "The Liberal Mind" by Lyle H Rossiter, MD for a scary look at how democrats and liberals use their brains.
2007-01-05 08:31:06 · answer #5 · answered by Mad Roy 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Not a question but a slightly humorous statement.
2007-01-05 08:28:21 · answer #6 · answered by david42 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
That would be much more funny if you substituted Republican for Democrat, but it is a good joke.
2007-01-05 08:28:05 · answer #7 · answered by Rishathra 2 · 2⤊ 4⤋
Yes, much more so than Republicans do.
2007-01-05 08:31:01 · answer #8 · answered by frenchy62 7 · 1⤊ 3⤋