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ad astra, lex no scripta, inter alios..........dum spiro et spero !!!!!

2007-01-05 00:10:01 · 13 answers · asked by Shredder 6 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

13 answers

Hang on.....

Yes, no such love/pleasure?

Love/pleasure star law now female between elsewhere/alibi...... damn men both hope for..

You trying to tell us you a cross dresser?

2007-01-05 01:54:32 · answer #1 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0 0

Yes

2007-01-05 10:49:30 · answer #2 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 0 0

[Brian is writing graffiti on the palace wall. The Centurion catches him in the act]
Centurion: What's this, then? "Romanes eunt domus"? People called Romanes, they go, the house?
Brian: It says, "Romans go home. "
Centurion: No it doesn't ! What's the latin for "Roman"? Come on, come on !
Brian: Er, "Romanus" !
Centurion: Vocative plural of "Romanus" is?
Brian: Er, er, "Romani" !
Centurion: [Writes "Romani" over Brian's graffiti] "Eunt"? What is "eunt"? Conjugate the verb, "to go" !
Brian: Er, "Ire". Er, "eo", "is", "it", "imus", "itis", "eunt".
Centurion: So, "eunt" is...?
Brian: Third person plural present indicative, "they go".
Centurion: But, "Romans, go home" is an order. So you must use...?
[He twists Brian's ear]
Brian: Aaagh ! The imperative !
Centurion: Which is...?
Brian: Aaaagh ! Er, er, "i" !
Centurion: How many Romans?
Brian: Aaaaagh ! Plural, plural, er, "ite" !
Centurion: [Writes "ite"] "Domus"? Nominative? "Go home" is motion towards, isn't it?
Brian: Dative !
[the Centurion holds a sword to his throat]
Brian: Aaagh ! Not the dative, not the dative ! Er, er, accusative, "Domum" !
Centurion: But "Domus" takes the locative, which is...?
Brian: Er, "Domum" !
Centurion: [Writes "Domum"] Understand? Now, write it out a hundred times.
Brian: Yes sir. Thank you, sir. Hail Caesar, sir.
Centurion: Hail Caesar ! And if it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off.

2007-01-05 08:16:38 · answer #3 · answered by Tish P 6 · 1 0

Pepsi

2007-01-05 08:15:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Isto pensitaris?

2007-01-05 08:30:26 · answer #5 · answered by aka.rene 5 · 1 0

Your next on my list

2007-01-05 08:13:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I'm Spartacus!

2007-01-05 08:45:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

In hoc est enum est.

2007-01-05 08:12:12 · answer #8 · answered by ericscribener 7 · 0 0

You know latins a dead language mate , are you hoping to join it !!

2007-01-05 08:16:37 · answer #9 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 1 0

Alrighty then

2007-01-05 08:11:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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