2007-01-04 23:43:28 · 17 answers · asked by lmr4242 1 in Sports ➔ Cricket
go on a game on ps2 for e.g
2007-01-04 23:44:31 · answer #1 · answered by Damien C 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
As i have dual citizenship, i was thinking of presenting my 7 year old son to the English sellectors for the next Ashes.
Bloody hell! some one should shoot your sellectors and that Alistair Cook - what a bloody girl. Flintoff did every thing he could, but with only Peiterson and Hoggart they were doomed, the rest of the team played sh*thouse....even if you only have one leg and have only watched 1 series of test cricket you'd be eye candy to the English sellectors now, hell the Queen's corgy's would be better fieldsmen.
however, in Oz we have learned one great lesson "NEVER buy 5th day tickets, even 4th day is doubtful"
2007-01-05 17:57:01 · answer #2 · answered by Aussieblonde -bundy'd 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A more relevant question may be "Why would you want to play cricket for England"?
Little chance of success, living on old dreams and past glories. Are they still claiming the title of "second best team in the world"?
2007-01-05 22:20:22 · answer #3 · answered by bonesetter 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Be unemployed. Go to the Job Centre and say you were good at playing cricket. Give yourself a different name like,
Flintwood Macstraus or Monty O'hermiston and you'll be on your way. Say you can Reid the game in but mostly out.
2007-01-05 08:01:00 · answer #4 · answered by kosum 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nothing wrong with the england cricket team...
Just bad management and Flintoff is a dire captain.
2007-01-05 07:45:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hire an open top bus and go on a tour of London making sure of course you have been up all night and are still well hammered.
Get the press to build you up as high as possible.
A wee back hander to Mr Fletcher.
Turn up at at the ground with you boots and when they throw the ball to you make sure to drop it.
You'll be a shoe-in.
2007-01-05 07:54:59 · answer #6 · answered by blackstuffman2000 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think anyone could play better than the present team
2007-01-05 07:45:09 · answer #7 · answered by colin050659 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't be silly, England are still #2 in the world. If we fail to beat WI and India in the summer though, get the knives out!
2007-01-07 07:14:21 · answer #8 · answered by igorolman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Looks like you simply have to go to JJB, buy the gear and get some company to sponsor you and you are in.... you certainly don't have to have any bottle or cricket skills....
2007-01-05 07:50:30 · answer #9 · answered by Delbert D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get a few mates, a bat and ball find a beach....if you're over 18.. a few tinnies (under 18....sorry forgotten) and just GO FOR IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-01-06 05:23:58 · answer #10 · answered by renclrk 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just turn up at the MCC. Mind you, you'll have to be crap to get on the team
2007-01-05 07:44:57 · answer #11 · answered by leedsmikey 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋