What can I do to be more annoying?

Question

It's fun to bug the grumps I work with, have you got any ideas for me pleeez :)
It's only twenty mins til break, when I 've got a full belly I will behave, promise :D

Answer 1

Just a few....go pee first tho... some of these, as ideas alone will have you laughing. Have fun playing the game let me know what your score is!
ONE-POINT office DARES
1) Run one lap around your office at top speed.
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2) Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' or 'hello' to you.
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3) Stop someone in the hallway you barely know, and say: "Just wanted to say I can't talk right now. Bye."- then rapidly walk away.
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4) To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace.
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5) When someone hands you a piece of paper, finger it, and whisper huskily, "Mmmmmmm, that feels soooooo good!".
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6) Leave your zipper open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say, "Sorry, I really prefer it this way".
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7) Walk sideways to the pencil sharpener.
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8) Gasp dramatically every time the bell rings.

BONUS: 5 points if you hug the first 5 people who say anything to you - no matter who they are.
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THREE-POINT office DARES
1) Say to your workmate/boss, "I like your style" and shoot him with double-barreled fingers. (extra point if it is the principal)
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2) Babble incoherently at a fellow workers then ask, "Did you get all that, I don't want to have to repeat it".
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3) Kneel in front of the water fountain and shout "Thank goodness I am SO parched".
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4) In a meeting shout random numbers while someone is trying to count something.
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FIVE-POINT office DARES
.1) At the end of any meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra point if you actually launch into it yourself).
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2) Walk into a random person's office /cubicle and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 5 times.
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3) For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Bob".
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4) Announce to everyone in the office that you "really have to go do a number two".
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5) After every sentence, say 'Mon' in a really bad Jamaican accent. As in "The report's on your desk, Mon". Keep this up for one hour.
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6) If any boss/workmate steps out, move their chair into the hallway.
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7) When it is quiet, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter, "Shut up, darn it, all of you just shut up!"
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8) At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce, "With God as my witness, I'll never go hungry again!!"
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9) On someone's desk calender/planner: "Find out how I look in tights". (Extra point if it is a male)
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10) Carry your chair over to your workmate and ask "You wanna trade?".
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11) Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person, "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now".

12) Speak with an accent (French, German, Porky Pig, Forrest Gump etc) during a very important meeting cdebate.(extra point if you dont laugh)
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13) Find the custodian's broom and start sweeping around your desk.
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14) Hang a two-foot long piece of toilet roll from the back of your pants and act genuinely surprised when someone points it out.
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15) During the course of athe last hour of the day, slowly edge your chair towards the door.
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16) Take toy action figures to the office set them on your desk randomly play with them and do voices for them.


And if that wasn't enough for you... How to keep a healthy level of insanity:
- Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

- Finish all your sentences with ".... in accordance with the prophecy."

- Dont use any punctuation

-Use, too...much; punctuation!!!!!!!!!!!!!

- Use inappropriate punctuation such as ... in accounting after writing the answer 15 put and exclamation mark

-As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

Wear mosquito netting during a meeting.
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- Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
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When the food comes out of the snack machine, scream "I won! I won! 3rd time this week!!!"
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When leaving the office , start running towards the parking lot yelling, Run for your lives, they're loose!"

Answer 2

There are some things that pretty much universally bother me about religion. One being that I feel like it encourages this "us against them" attitude that you'll find in a lot of people, religious or not. People feel they're absolutely right and everyone outside of their circle are just a bunch of dirty sinners. It's very destructive. Another thing that I dislike is how it allows people to feel content with not knowing. Instead of filling in gaps of knowledge we can just shrug our shoulders and say "well, God did it." I also feel that religion can be like a wound which can become infected with infection. Specifically, the charismatic types looking to lead people along. The fact that religion has to be absolutely respected is annoying, too. The fact that it's "religious freedom" to oppress and harm other people is disgusting, and that should be spit on rather than respected. Religion is somewhat like prepackaged morality. Instead of taking everything into consideration individually some, instead choose to go through with the full thing. This is incredibly lazy, dishonest and overall disgusting. In a similar vein of thought, I find it frustrating that people take more interest in being a good (place faith here) than a good person. "Well, you know, if I kill this abortion doctor I'm a good Christian, and that's all that really matters, right? Who cares about man's law and morality when there's a God?" A lot of the evil that's done in the world, I think, is done by the kinds of people who believe themselves to be absolutely, unquestionable and unequivocally right. And what's a better way to be right than to say you have the creator(s) of the universe to back you up? And I guess those are my big issues with religion. Ignore the name, it's ironic.

Answer 3

I do that too. Depends on what sort of people you work with. Some of my colleague are really old so it annoys them if you do things like leave the bin open or take long lunches. I also try and park in the spaces that they like to park in because that really annoys them! Otherwise sniffing, chewing gum and making personal calls will wind them up. Or just throw things at them. Move things around on their desk. Glue their receiver to the phone. Turn the heating up/down. Open the window. Hide their lunch.

Answer 4

Did you see Ferris Beullers Day off? Hold your mouth open and thump your cheek. It takes a little practice, but it sounds like water dripping. Guaranteed to annoy the crap out of anyone!

Answer 5

Roll tiny piece of paper in to balls and flick them at your co workers, drum your fingers on the desk, tap your foot on the floor and if that fails sing the Frog song at the top of your voice.

Answer 6

Take off your shoes and socks and lay down on the floor. Keep your eyes closed and repeat the mantra - 'I must not hurt people when they make me work...like last time'.

Answer 7

Cracking knucklebones or fingers is always annoying, or start whistling a stupid catchy tune that will get stuck in everybodies head

Answer 8

Turn the light switch on and off

Answer 9

tell a few of them you have something important (or on those lines) to announce latter in the day!!!! by the end of the day everyone will want to know what !!!!!when asked by a brave one ! just say its ok now????

Answer 10

put laxitive in their food and lock the bathrooms and tell them you have the keys and knock hard on the door of the stall