2007-01-04 20:10:05 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I was goat sitting my parent's Nubian goats on their farm; the one time they actually decided to leave the farm and venture off to the city. So, I'm sitting there, squirting a farm cat in de eye with goat milk, and up trots a Puerto Rican Chupacabra, wantin a squirt too! I aim it at their elertric fence and that was the end of him. I ransacked his lil duffel bag, but he musta been from the bad side of Puerto Rico. Dang.
I used Dad's backhoe to bury him.
2007-01-04 21:43:23 · answer #1 · answered by turtle girl 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It was very close but I threw my Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwich right in its mouth and you know what??? I think it smiled at me and then it flew away.
Very close call. Seriously. I was really hungry too. It was about a week ago, right after Christmas I heard a noise on my deck and i went and checked it out and there it was, the Chupacabra. All I had left was the end piece of bread, kinda sucked that he got the last of the good bread.
2007-01-05 04:16:35 · answer #2 · answered by Harry Merkin 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
too often, growing up in the country. I am still seeing an analyst from having to go to school with half eaten pants. and there was that time in college I woke with one bling ling boot an empty bottle of wild turkey and a giant nubian in a wedding dress, that was a very difficult divorce indeed.
2007-01-05 06:17:15 · answer #3 · answered by jdhayman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No chupacabras in my neck of the woods but we do have sasquatch. Now that'd be a heck of a fight to watch! I wonder who would win that?
2007-01-05 04:14:06 · answer #4 · answered by Randirion 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When I was trying to ford the Guadalupe River. It got my wooden leg.
2007-01-05 04:12:59 · answer #5 · answered by radioflyer 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
back in the year 1912
2007-01-05 04:12:06 · answer #6 · answered by Paula 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well....It's been year. I was scared badly last time it happen. Never been the same.
2007-01-05 09:21:33 · answer #7 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
never, but I was once attacked by a ravenous sardine.
2007-01-05 04:31:37 · answer #8 · answered by Jenny A 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There was that time when I went to Mexico........
2007-01-05 04:13:13 · answer #9 · answered by Shiomi Ryuu 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm no goat
2007-01-05 04:11:36 · answer #10 · answered by experiMENTAL bunny 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋