2007-01-04 19:39:55 · 9 answers · asked by Boone 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
The Mighty Thor!!!
2007-01-04 19:52:53 · answer #1 · answered by Lolitta 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Jesus wins. Why? Let us run this by the book. 1. Imagine the two of them standing, facing each other at high noon on some dusty Western street. 2. They know that they are there fight, but Jesus is for peace so he stays his hand. 3. Thor has no such scruples, so he hurls that magic hammer. 4. Ah, Jesus works a miracle, and the hammer turns into a little sparrow that flitted away. 5. Angered, Thor manifested another hammer, threw that. But same result, over and over. 6. Soon, Jesus realized that too many sparrows are flying around, and that might ruin the ecology, so he decides to take one to save the earth. He lets a hammer get through and Bang! He dies! 7. Thor is elated, but not for long. Jesus rises again! Oh-uh, what to do next? 8. Like all typical Norse gods, Thor is sufficiently human to feel pissed at throwing hammers for nothing. He telepathically communicates with Jesus, 'I am gonna throw this match, but you have to make me look good, deal?". Jesus is all forgiving, so he gave a nod. 9. Thor stages an overly dramatic climax - beams of purple light blaze upon him! He howled in (fake) despair and collapsed shuddering to the ground. Amidst the subsequent awful silence, a gigantic white winged mare ghosted in from above, heaved Thor up, and flew him straight to the disco fleshpots of Valhalla. 10. Jesus turned and slowly walked away. The credits rolled.
2016-05-23 05:17:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thor
2007-01-05 01:13:33 · answer #3 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thor. Hands down. Not even a fair fight.
2007-01-04 20:02:28 · answer #4 · answered by Randirion 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thor, red beard has been long dead
2007-01-04 19:42:45 · answer #5 · answered by Shadowfyre 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Read Beard the Pirate if he rises from his tomb!
2007-01-04 19:45:16 · answer #6 · answered by black_cat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Odinson My Good Father Would kick anyone's as s! For that matter there is not a human on Asgard alive that could kick my as s.
2007-01-04 21:20:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thor.
2007-01-04 19:42:21 · answer #8 · answered by scooprandell 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
we shall never know
2007-01-04 19:49:41 · answer #9 · answered by Papa WILL 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋