What are the top ten reasons NOT to be a vampire?

Question

Or as many reasons as you can think of--

Answer 1

Trying to dispose of a body every night in the age of The Forensic Files is a B****

Blood just doesn't taste the same reheated in the microwave. So much for the blood bank.

No pets, animals freak out around you

Once you memorize all the question for trivial pursuit, then you'll really be bored. Forever. boredom. Boring. I'm bored now, and it's only been two hours of free time.

You will never live up to Dracula's expectations.

When you do die, then you're Really screwed.

You're bad cholesterol will skyrocket

You can't curl into a ball under the covers on a cold night and bask in your own body heat.

Suicide options don't include gun or sleeping pills and alcohol

You can't spend hours picking your zits in the mirror

Answer 2

1. Killing is bad.
2. Blood tastes awful.
3. No sunlight exposure.
4. Lots of great things happen during the day.
5. You lose interest in drinking alcohol or even coffee.
6. Living forever and ever and ever......
7. You would have to hunt all the time for blood, it's not sold in stores... what a hassle.
8. You probably lose interest in sex.
9. You have to remain chronically unpopular and hidden from humanity.... what a hassle to always remain secret.
10. How do you see yourself since mirrors don't work? What a pain.

Answer 3

1. Aids.
2. You get a funny accent and fangs.
3. Taste of blood.
4. The thought of murdering someone.
5. Dirty necks.
6. You always have to chase down your victims.
7. If you're turned into a bat, someone might call the SPCA.
8. Yahoos like Van Helsing will be after you.
9. You can't see daylight or the sun.
10. It's EVIL.

Answer 4

AIDs is #1, and then I like to get tan lines which means going into the sun #2, blood stains my pearly white fangs #3, and finally I am claustrophobic, so a coffin is out of the question #4.

Answer 5

1) Undead..u live forever 2) So long as u avoid those wooden stakes nothing hurts u 3) Stay up all nite, sleep all day..ok only a plus if ur a nite owl like me 4) Any one annoys u..kill em u need to feed anyway 5) Come on those fangs are killer though need to find special dentist 6) Have u ever seen the parties they have? 7) Not sure if all of them fly but who wouldnt wanna fly around? 8) Take what u want from who u want, what they gonna arrest u? 9) Always wanted to say "Ive come to suck ur blood" 10) Not really family friendly but seems like the romps in the hay always involve multiple friends menage anybody???

Answer 6

10. cant eat the garlic bread sticks at olive garden
09. no more sunsets
08. no early bird sales
07. cant admire yourself in a mirror
06. cant get a tan
05. someone is allways trying to stick a stake through your heart
04. no sumertime beach trips
03. aids has tainted 1/2 your food supply
02. not as cool as the wolf man
01. its hard to find a good coffin

Answer 7

YOu can never get a tan..
Dentist bills must be a *****
Really who wants to sleep in a coffin?
People are blinded by the whiteness of your legs when you wear shorts..
Eating the same thing really does get old after a while..
You can never see yourself in the mirror..what is that in your teeth?

Answer 8

1)Can't have garlic. (I love garlic, YUM!)
2)Can't be in the sun.
3)Can't look at yourself in the mirror.
4)You have to watch over your shoulder constantly for guy's with stakes.
5)You can't touch crosses.
6)Can't go inside a church without being invited.
7)Can't touch holy water
8)You have to drink blood. YUCK.
9)You have those hideous fangs. Ew
10)Have to sleep in a coffin.

Answer 9

Have you ever tasted blood?

Answer 10

1-10. BLOOD DOES NOT TASTE GOOD!!!