What are the top ten reasons to become a vampire?

Question

Or as many reasons as you can think of---

Answer 1

Well, depends on the type of Vampire you are referring to. There are the "blood" thirsty, and then there are the "psychic". But, I suppose I will go on and assume you are referring to the stereotypical Vampire, in which case, I will use Anne Rice's vampires as my reasons.

1. Never fear death
2. Do ANYTHING you please, no answers to the authorities
3. Infinate power
4. The power to have others love you
5. Solitude
6. Infinate beauty
7. Sex appeal
8. Infinate Knowledge, and forever memory
9. Simple wealth
10. Ability to go places never dreamt of
11. Quick on your feet
12. Infinate strength

Now, lets take another look at the Vampire: reasons NOT to be a Vampire

1. Loneliness
2. Permenant scars/pain
3. Seeing all your loved ones deteriorate before your eyes, and you then realize how precious life really is.
4. Being forever doomed to the dark
5. An insatiable hunger for taking life.
6. Having to always be on your toes, so noone will find out your game.
7. Possible insanity from knowing TOO much, or things you never wanted to know, and can't avoid.
8. The realization that this is it.
9. Having to hide yourself EVERY night.
10. Terrible temper/possible everlasting sorrow

Answer 2

1) Undead..u live forever
2) So long as u avoid those wooden stakes nothing hurts u
3) Stay up all nite, sleep all day..ok only a plus if ur a nite owl like me
4) Any one annoys u..kill em u need to feed anyway
5) Come on those fangs are killer though need to find special dentist
6) Have u ever seen the parties they have?
7) Not sure if all of them fly but who wouldnt wanna fly around?
8) Take what u want from who u want, what they gonna arrest u?
9) Always wanted to say "Ive come to suck ur blood"
10) Not really family friendly but seems like the romps in the hay always involve multiple friends menage anybody???

Answer 3

1. Immortality.
2. You're strong, very, very strong.
3. Nightlife is more exciting anyway.
4. Free license to kill people you don't like.
5. Living with humanity is overrated.
6. You don't need to think about what to eat/drink, you know what you want.
7. Having a secret fortress and/or home is fun.
8. You're fast, very, very fast.
9. If you really like someone, you can bite them instead of just kissing.
10. If you really like someone, you can give them the ulimate gift of immortality.

Answer 4

1. You have been bitten(you have no choice)
2. You have unusually large "fang-like" teeth
3. You like blood
4. Your favorite animal is a bat
5. You have an obsession with necks
6. You like hate garlic bread and mirrors
7. You love the dark
8. You feel the need to hang upside down during the day
9. You have a widow's peak...no offense to those that do
10. You want to suck others blood

Answer 5

10. You instantly become one of the few people who knows where "Transylvania" is
9. Your chances for becoming a Crest model increase two-fold
8. You bought a Shout pen you'd like to use, and you hear it really does get out blood stains!
7. You can wear that cape you bought secretly, without appearing at all out of place
6. You can stop trying to figure out the difference between SPF 15 and SPF 20
5. You don't have to worry about daylight savings
4. Now every time you use "bloody hell" or "bloody mess", etc., you will secretly crack yourself up even more
3. Duh. The castle-groupies.
2. Because who really knows where to find a wooden stake nowadays...
1. Ability to fly without fear of terrorists or frequent flyer mile problems

Answer 6

You can get weird looks while at the vampires den, also known as the local mall.

Answer 7

Blood tastes good

Freedom from society

No bad driver's licence photos

You're food will never come any fresher than this

Answer 8

Sleep all day
The world is your buffet
Immortality
Shapeshifting (who wouldn't want to be a wolf, or be a bat and fly?)
Sharp dressers
I don't go to church as it is...
Mind control is fun


There is a drawback, no more garlic. I love garlic.

Answer 9

I'd get to hang out with someone like Ichi

Answer 10

1) hated daylight anyways
2) insominiac...........so this should cure it
3) get a cool accent like Bela Lugosi
4) blood! red wine is for sissys
5) can be gothic and get away with it