"It's only a flesh wound" is mine from Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail"
2007-01-04 17:06:54 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies
I like the guy in The Bachelor who proposes by telling his gf "It's time to **** or get off the pot!" That really cracked me up! In HG do you like it when they are calling out the dead, and that one old man says, "But I'm not dead!!"
I always laugh when they are weighing the witch and the duck. The scales always seemed to favor the duck!
2007-01-04 17:13:02 · answer #1 · answered by whrldpz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Kindergarten Cop"
Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina!
"Terminator 2"
Hasta la Vista, Baby!
"Dude, Where's My Car?"
Jesse: Have you seen my car?
Christie: Yeah.
Jesse: You have?
Christie: Well, I saw the backseat.
Jesse: No, I'm talking about the whole thing.
"Four Weddings and a Funeral"
I always just hoped that, that I'd meet some nice friendly girl, like the look of her, hope the look of me didn't make her physically sick, then pop the question and... um... settle down and be happy. It worked for my parents. Well, apart from the divorce and all that!
Back to the Future II""
The time-traveling is just too dangerous. Better that I devote myself to study the other great mystery of the universe – women!
"Bridget Jones' Diary"
[one the phone] Bridget Jones, wanton sex goddess, with a very bad man between her thighs... MOM!
"The Flintstones Movie"
Barney: You're afraid to tell Wilma, aren't you?
Fred: Afraid? Now let's get this straight, Rubble. I don't need permission from my wife to make a decision. In my cave, I reign supreme. SUPREME!
Barney: I won't tell her, Fred.
Fred: Thanks pal.
"Dumb and Dumber"
Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.
"Mission: Impossible"
Relax Luther, it's much worse than you think.
"The Blair Witch Project"
I'm scared to close my eyes. I'm scared to open them.
"When Harry Met Sally"
All I'm saying is that somewhere out there is the man you are supposed to marry. And if you don't get him first, somebody else will, and you'll have to spend the rest of your life knowing that somebody else is married to your husband.
"American Pie"
[jim waking up in bed] She's gone! Oh my God! She used me. I was used...... I was used! Cool!
2007-01-04 17:09:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I bet you could use a cool one Clark........
Actually there are so many good ones, it is hard to chose, but I think that one is pretty good, then he gives Clark a warm beer that he was drinking and opens the new one for himself.
Cousin Eddie hahahaha
2007-01-04 17:24:04 · answer #3 · answered by David K 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I Rode The HassleHolf!-SpongeBob Squarepants The Movie...ROTFLMAO!!!
2007-01-04 17:09:33 · answer #4 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
This may be somewhat lengthy, but it matches the world situation today.
"Do not rejoice in his defeat, you men.
Though the world stood and stopped the bastard,
the ***** who bore him is in heat again."
And yes, go to Google and type that phrase in; you'll find it.
Fits perfectly with the world situation today.
2007-01-04 17:17:36 · answer #5 · answered by Living In Korea 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If someone is a good soldier doesn’t mean he is a good general too, leaders are born no made.
and one is from ConAir " Put the bunny back in the box "
and Matrix " Don try to hit me, Hit me "
2007-01-04 17:13:19 · answer #6 · answered by Fishi 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse." - The Godfather
"Funny how?" - Goodfellas
"Your mother's an animal, Larry" - Raging Bull
"Here's Johnny!" - The Shining
"I could've been a contender" - On the Waterfront
2007-01-04 17:17:05 · answer #7 · answered by LLaRo 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It's not a tumor!
Arnold Schwarzeneggar
Kindergarten Cop
2007-01-04 17:18:59 · answer #8 · answered by maluba 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
You're talking to me? Taxi Driver (1976)
2007-01-04 17:46:35 · answer #9 · answered by movie fan 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I think you must be some kinda deviated pre-vert! And general Ripper must have discovered your pre-versions and that you were plotting a whole pre-vert uprising!
Dr. Strangelove
2007-01-04 17:18:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋