someone comes up that knows your date. They tell a joke and its a good one. you laugh soo hard a violently loud fart busts past the exit. what do you do?
2007-01-04 16:52:35 · 21 answers · asked by Crissy 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
my face will turn red. and I'd go so sorry. will go to sleep that night reliving that 'fart moment'. ahhhhhhhhh..... I'll die of the embarrassment.
2007-01-04 16:58:56 · answer #1 · answered by Piggy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would stand up next to the new person and say, "I just let the most putrid monster fart of the decade. I feel sick and lightheaded! I could feel the gases mixing during dinner. When that fart left my a**, I mean god help those people back there by the exit. Honey is there a Backdraft II hole in my pants?" Then continue with the fancy dinner. I believe that I covered all the points of etiquette.
2007-01-04 17:01:07 · answer #2 · answered by whrldpz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-15 16:05:08 · answer #3 · answered by allateef 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Laugh a little harder and pretend like you're not embarrassed. Once the person that knew your date leaves, lean over and tell your date that you can't believe that he just farted like that in public.
2007-01-04 16:56:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny. What was their reaction? There is a giggle in every fart I say. I would say I didn't order a talking duck.
2007-01-04 16:57:10 · answer #5 · answered by djcapron 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Really....what can you do? Start making fart sounds with your mouth....or the ever classic "Deny Everything and Shift the Blame".
2007-01-04 16:57:27 · answer #6 · answered by MiKe 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I look at my date and laugh some more. It's not like nobody ever farts!
2007-01-04 16:54:37 · answer #7 · answered by Cat Loves Her Sabres 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Laugh louder after saying excuse me...? Not much more you can do in an embarrassing situation like that. so much for first impressions though, eh? lol
2007-01-04 16:55:04 · answer #8 · answered by grizabellamom 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
How did I know that it would be a FART joke?
2007-01-04 16:54:16 · answer #9 · answered by JustLynn 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Smile and say "well I guess I have nothing embarassing for the second date"
2007-01-04 16:54:45 · answer #10 · answered by Sam 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋