2007-01-04 16:45:44 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Dr. Seuss
Most people wouldn't understand a word of what Shakespeare had to say but the good doctor's should be memorable.
2007-01-04 16:49:19 · answer #1 · answered by Randirion 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep, dr suess, absolutly. he'd make it fun and lighthearted and would be very memorable. hopefully he'd come fully clad in the cat in the hat hat; i'm sure he wears it where ever he goes! plus the added bonus of him still being alive. enough about death already at a funeral, without a dead guy doing the eulogy!!
2007-01-06 12:11:59 · answer #2 · answered by binni_joy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dr. Suess. People would always remember it, they would understand it, and it would make the procession more "happy" and light.
Shakespeare would depress the crap out of people, not to mention it would be unnervingly long, and most of it would not be understood, or it would just be blocked out in people's minds because it was too complex to register.
2007-01-04 16:53:24 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Theodore Giesel
2007-01-04 16:49:46 · answer #4 · answered by charley128 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"To sleep, to dream..."
Dr. Seuss is good with light, comical subjects, but Shakespeare can handle both the dark and the light.
2007-01-04 17:12:00 · answer #5 · answered by AxisofOddity 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dr. Seuss for sure! Can you imagine.
One dead
two dead
three dead...all
all dead all dead
some short
some short
some were tall
etc.
2007-01-04 16:51:56 · answer #6 · answered by Nikki Tesla 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Alas, poor Yorick! I blew him to hell!
2007-01-04 16:54:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋