what is your fav version of that little kid song :hello opperator?

Question

you know that one that sounds like it might say a bad word but then it is cleverly strung with another word?

Answer 1

miss suzie had a steam boat the steam boat had a sail; miss suzie went to heaven the steam boat went to....hello operator, give me number 9 and if you disconnect me i'll kick you from.....behind the refrigerator there was a piece of glass, miss suzie sat upon it and cut her little........ask me no more questions, i'll tell you no more lies the boys are in the bathroom zipping up their.....flies are in the city, bees are in the part, miss suzie is in the bedroom kissing in the ......darker than the ocean, darker than the see, darker than the little boy thats chasing after me me me!!!

Answer 2

Helen had a tugboat
Helen had a bell
Every time she rang it
The tugboat went to
Hello operator
Give me number 9
If she doesn't answer
Give me back my dime
Ask your mother for 50 cents
To see the elephant climb the fence
He walked so fast he fell on his
Ask your mother for 50 cents


But this one was even better
There once was a farmer who stood by the creek
And watched all the little boys as they played with
Their marbles, their toys, and things all galore
He met a young maiden who looked like she might be
a nice young maiden to lay in the grass
And when she rolled over she showed us her
ruffles and tuffles and sometimes a tuck
and when she had children
she taught them to knit
while the boys in the barnyard were shoveling
Sweet Violets
Sweeter than all the roses
Covered all over from head to toe
Covered all over with sweet violets.

Answer 3

This is how I learned it as a kid:

Sally had a steamboat,
The steamboat had a bell,
Sally pulled the wrong cord down
And blew it all to
Hello, Operator
Give me number 9
And if you disconnect me,
I'll kick your little
Behind the refrigerator,
There lies a piece of glass,
Sally's little sister
Fell down and cut her
Ask me no more questions,
I'll tell you no more lies,
The boys are in the bathroom
Pulling up their
Flies are in the garden,
Bees are in the park,
Sally and George are kissing
In the D-A-R-K dark!