The George Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep looking for
viruses of mass destruction.
The John Kerry Virus - Stores data on both sides of the disk and causes
little purple hearts to appear on screen.
The Clinton Virus - Gives you a permanent Hard Drive ; with NO memory
The Al Gore Virus - Causes your computer to keep counting and
re-counting
The Bob Dole Virus - Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy
The Lewinsky Virus - Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then
e-mails everyone about what it did
The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates some files, leaves, but
will be back
The Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes
The Ellen Degeneres Virus - Disks can no longer be inserted
The Prozac Virus - Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor
doesn't care
The Michael Jackson Virus - Only attacks minor files
Last but not least
The Lorena Bobbitt Virus Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch
floppy...then discards it through windows..
2007-01-04 15:21:47 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Computers & Internet ➔ Other - Computers
No my PC doesn't have any of these. I'm laughing so hard I have to keep stopping and starting over. Have E-mailed to 20 friends. Thanks I needed a good laugh.
2007-01-04 15:38:21 · answer #1 · answered by Jaded 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Nope
2007-01-04 23:26:57 · answer #2 · answered by darius j 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Was that supposed to be funny!?!
â¥â¥We Love You Michael!!!!â¥â¥
2007-01-05 07:19:56 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Stranger In Maine™♥ (Thriller) 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LMAO those are some good ones
2007-01-04 23:28:22 · answer #4 · answered by Randy M 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
yes, I have heard of these viruses. I have them all on mine.
2007-01-04 23:27:06 · answer #5 · answered by dana5169 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
No, but where can we download these?
2007-01-04 23:26:38 · answer #6 · answered by Kokopelli 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one :-)
2007-01-04 23:29:20 · answer #7 · answered by Liam H 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
good one :)
2007-01-04 23:26:12 · answer #8 · answered by wild4040 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I Think it doesn't.
2007-01-04 23:25:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i hope not. my opion?
2007-01-04 23:30:03 · answer #10 · answered by the_silverfoxx 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋