Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries
are getting weak?
Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there
is not enough?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars,
but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw
a revolver at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that
something new to eat will have materialized?
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum
cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to
give the vacuum one more chance?
Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a
shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all
right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you
stupid idiot?"
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling
off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer
when we complained about the heat?
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
And my FAVORITE......
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is
suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best
friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.
2007-01-04 14:06:08 · 7 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
Your logical questions are very logical
and of course,
you being the asker, bleeding
funny as well
2007-01-04 14:29:31 · answer #1 · answered by qwerty 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why, why, why not I suppose... think on how boring life would be without all of these things! How boring would it be if you could vacuum every room perfectly every time? Or if there were no people in the supermarkets to get p1ssed off at? Or if people always beleived "Wet Paint" signs? I think three of my best friends are mentally ill! does that mean I am fine, yet another 9 people they know aren't? Hmm... maybe I should get some new friends...
Oh and don't mean to be a geek, but we didn't actually evolve from apes. Both us and apes evolved from something else that isn't around any more.
2007-01-04 14:19:05 · answer #2 · answered by Rich 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
The thing about statistics, 69% are accurate, the other 32% just dont add up.
2007-01-04 14:10:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
because we truly believe it'll magically help!?
bah bankers humbug
strange comparison
again i have no idea but am drunk and am trying to catch you out but can't think of anything witty to say
because he's vain, i however have a beauty of one thanks to clipart
i'm sleepy now so am off but i must admit that your question was actually rather fine. tally ho!
2007-01-04 14:16:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why don't you come up with an actual question and not copy-paste off of a website?
2007-01-04 14:16:35 · answer #5 · answered by marich316 2 · 3⤊ 5⤋
Why ask why?
2007-01-04 14:10:41 · answer #6 · answered by Clumsy 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
These made me giggle, thanks :)
2007-01-04 14:24:46 · answer #7 · answered by pikapoke_uk 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋