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Ancient Egypt was inhabited by mummies and they all wrote in hydraulics. They lived in the Sarah Dessert and travelled by Camelot. The climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere.

The Greeks were a highly sculptured people, and without them we wouldn't have history. The Greeks also had myths. A myth is a female moth
Actually, Homer was not written by Homer, but by another man of that name.

Socrates was a famous Greek teacher who went around giving people advice. They killed him. Socrates died from an overdose of wedlock. After his death, his career suffered a dramatic decline.

In the Olympic games, Greeks ran races, jumped, hurled the biscuits, and threw the java.

Julius Caesar extinguished himself on the battlefields of Gaul. The Ides of March murdered him because they thought he was going to be made king. Dying, he gasped out: "Tee hee, Brutus."

Joan of Arc was burn to a steak and was canonised by Bernard Shaw. Finally, Magna Carta provided that no man should be hanged twice for the same offence.

In midevil times most people were alliterate. The greatest writer of the futile ages was Chaucer, who wrote many poems and verses and also wrote literature.
Another story was William Tell, who shot an arrow through an apple while standing on his son's head.

It was an age of great inventions and discoveries. Gutenberg invented removable type and the Bible. Another important invention was the circulation of the blood. Sir Walter Raleigh is a historical figure because he invented cigarettes and started smoking

Beethoven wrote music even though he was deaf. He was so deaf he wrote loud music. He took long walks in the forest even when everyone was calling for him. Beethoven expired in 1827 and later died of this.

During the Renaissance, history began. Christopher Columbus was a great navigator who discovered America whilst cursing about the Atlantic. His ships were called the Nina, the Pinta, and the Santa Fe.

The sun never set on the British Empire because the British Empire is in the East and the sun sets in the West.

Answer 1

Where do you get them from tink?
I'm getting jealous now!

Answer 2

I have had a few in my time.Those that first come to mind at this hour in the morning are:
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Napoleon was fond of the birds and the bees so he put them on his flag.
Oysters are the mother of Pearl.
The Romans came and conkered.
The king did not read or write very well so he had a mistress.
They were caught in a traffic confiture.
"C'est la vie" is another name for celery.
What makes the French gros is that they live only on a diet of frogs and snails. They despise hamburgers because they are Germans.
Paris was called that way because it was invaded by the Greeks with a thousand ships. Homer said so.
Saint Genevieve defeated the Huns single handed. She drank Gin.
The flavour of French wine is improved when they crush the grapes with dirty bare feet.
An omelette is a little man.
French boy babies are all born in cabbages whilst girls are born in cabbage roses except in Alsace where it is the stork.
The Pyrenees are called like that because in that region men peer at the knees of women.
They were showered with presents. It must have hurt .
The Eiffel tower was named that way because lots of people fell from it.
You can buy cheap things at La Samaritaine because she was kind hearted and helped the needy like in the bible.
There is nothing new about "Le Pont Neuf". It is built with stone like all the others. Perhaps it was the ninth built.
La Marseillaise was a lady who lived in Marseille. She was so beautiful they wrote a song about her. She was a friend of another woman called l'Arlesienne.
People who work have to leave their chidren in a creche because that is where Mary left Jesus when he was a baby.
Good night!

Answer 3

Nice! Some of it makes you stop and think, but it is pretty funny!

"In midevil times most people were alliterate" is my favourite quote. Ownlay prolbem is tat lotses off peepul theez daes is alliterate two. See quite a lot of that on Y!A actually!

Answer 4

Wow somebody got hold of my exam papers & printed them on yahoo answers, does that mean I am a celebrity & can go on big bro next season.