Two weeks ago was my 40th birthday and I wasn't feeling too good that
morning. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say,
"Happy Birthday!", and probably have a present for me .. As it turned out,
she didn't even say good morning, let alone any happy birthday. I thought,
well, that's wives for you, the children will remember..The children came in
to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the office, I was
feeling pretty low and despondent..
As I walked into my office, my secretary Sara said, "Good morning, Boss.
Happy Birthday". And I felt a little better that someone had remembered. I
worked until noon, then Sara knocked on my door and said, "You know, it's
such a beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch,
just you and me. " I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard
all day. "Let's go!" We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go;
instead we went out to a private little place. We had two martinis and
enjoyed lunch tremendously. On the way back to the office, she said, "You
know, it's such a beautiful day we don't need to go back to the office, do
we?"
I said, "No, I guess not."
She said, "Let's go to my apartment."
After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I think
I'll go into the bedroom."
"Sure!" I excitedly replied.
She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out carrying a
huge birthday cake...followed by my wife, children, and dozens of our
friends, all singing Happy Birthday.
And I just sat there...
on the couch...
Completely naked.
2007-01-04 13:55:01 · 37 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
The old ones can still raise a chuckle!!
2007-01-10 01:53:42 · answer #1 · answered by hotod 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great Story
2007-01-04 15:43:53 · answer #2 · answered by dragon 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a joke. I've received it in email a couple of times in the last few years
2007-01-04 14:02:03 · answer #3 · answered by I saw whatudid 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Now that I have picked myself up from the floor where I was rolling around laughing, serves you right...... did you get your divorce papers as your birthday present from your wife?
2007-01-04 21:51:06 · answer #4 · answered by sparkleythings_4you 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one, I read an email joke last week almost the exact same story.
2007-01-05 01:04:02 · answer #5 · answered by Kelly B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You certainly know how to entertain the crowd!!! Hope to god it's not true because you're probably in the depths of depression right now if it is!!!!
Made me laugh though!! - Sorry!
2007-01-09 23:07:29 · answer #6 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You must be having a laugh!!
You wouldn`t have lived to tell the tale,thanx for cheering me up as i`ve been feeling like crap!!
2007-01-09 00:43:06 · answer #7 · answered by onlyme 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wish my boss was so easy about taking time off
2007-01-09 00:20:30 · answer #8 · answered by intelligentbutdizzy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that s the best story thats made me laugh so much , i was following the story so much ,i guess i would of done the same.hook line and sinker.
2007-01-04 18:11:15 · answer #9 · answered by Bobalong 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've seen that joke on the internet in my email!
2007-01-04 14:14:59 · answer #10 · answered by goodolelady 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋