2007-01-04 13:39:13 · 9 answers · asked by In Honor of Moja 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
Goldilocks and the Three Bears.
Goldilocks is a twit that does what she wants without asking. Breaking and Entering, stealing their food, using their beds. She should go to jail, or juvenile hall, depending on her age. Either way, she's an idiot and needs to be punished.
2007-01-04 13:50:44 · answer #1 · answered by Nick R 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Goldielocks and the Three Bears. First, she was a vagrant walking through the woods without any food or money. She notices an "empty" house so she enters, without approval and/or authorization (i.e. BURGLARY) then starts eating their food and then for good measure decides to crash in their beds (the tiredness most likey from opium based narcotics). Later, in this lovely story, the girl gets 2 years in prison and 5 years probation, and the bears get a restraining order.
2007-01-04 23:10:33 · answer #2 · answered by zebj25 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Billy Goats Gruff!
2007-01-05 01:03:34 · answer #3 · answered by Cthullu 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
goldilocks and the 3 bears
2007-01-04 21:46:56 · answer #4 · answered by c4ndyl0v3r 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Goldilocks knows how to pick locks, man!
2007-01-04 21:41:17 · answer #5 · answered by glitterkittyy 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You aren't doing a very good job hiding your Goldilocks fetish.
j/k
2007-01-04 21:51:20 · answer #6 · answered by emmie8750 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I believe that's the Uniform Code of Military Justice. It assumes that someone is always trying to get IN where they don't belong, so get a deadbolt and tell the Boogeyman to get bent.
2007-01-04 21:45:10 · answer #7 · answered by gamerathon 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
well, they didnt call her GoldiLOCKS for nothin.
2007-01-04 21:42:37 · answer #8 · answered by ConstElation 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GOLDILOCKS................duh.3 bears.locks.
2007-01-04 21:49:37 · answer #9 · answered by tibit 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋