I think this proves that bears and people should lock their doors.
2007-01-04 13:30:09 · 17 answers · asked by In Honor of Moja 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
If youre asking this, i think it proves that I'm not the only completely bored person, because I'm actually reading and answering it.
1st - learn to lock your doors! Anyone else seen "It Takes a Thief" on Discovery Channel?
2nd- call the police and get her butt locked up!
3rd- get more nutritious food! lol
2007-01-04 13:40:35 · answer #1 · answered by free_15_spirit 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd say..."Excuse me little girl, who are you ,and what do you think you are doing eating MY porridge in MY house, when I' not even home????" " You know, It's a good thing for you that you are still just a little girl, because when you get older if you try something stupid like this, you will be doing some serious time in jail for breaking and entering. Now, I suggest you get yourself up and out of my kitchen as quick as you can, and learn to have a little bit more common sense and respect other peoples property before you get yourself into serious trouble."
HA!!! I told her off!!!!!
2007-01-04 13:48:14 · answer #2 · answered by Cuppycake♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do not listen to tales, they are never to be taken seriously, about bears and locks they just don´t see each other. You know about the prevost of tomorrow, there will be some games going on with bears, you need not lock up. Your feelings betray you not. She will.
2007-01-04 14:16:24 · answer #3 · answered by Manny 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask her if she would like something tastier.
Anyone desperate enough to break into your house only to eat a disgusting mush of oats & water is in worse shape than you.
Offer her something more nutritious.
2007-01-04 13:35:10 · answer #4 · answered by Rob 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Offer her some water because I always put Tabasco on my porridge.
2007-01-04 13:40:44 · answer #5 · answered by vik 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell her to go wash her hands before she eats and I'll get her her own bowl. And oatmeal is very nutritious and great for lowering ones cholesterol.
2007-01-04 15:57:41 · answer #6 · answered by ret w 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would call 911 because in all likly hood she is armed because she would have to put a bullit in my 2 german shepards to even get in the house muchless be eating.
2007-01-04 14:21:46 · answer #7 · answered by last_red_dragon 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Call 911 because I always lock my doors.
2007-01-04 14:18:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
What?! First shes sleepin in my mattress, nd now shes eatin my nutrients too? i could slap her so annoying she cries nd chop off all her hair, then feed her hair to her, then provide her to papa undergo.
2016-12-15 10:24:22 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sorry, I'm laughing so hard from "georgeewert's" response I just cant answer the question at the moment.
2007-01-05 02:26:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋