On Boot’s Children Cough Medicine — “Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.” (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid — “Warning: May cause drowsiness.” (I’m taking this because?)
On most brands of Christmas lights — “For indoor or outdoor use only.” (as opposed to what?)
On Sainsbury’s peanuts — “Warning: contains nuts.” (talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts — “Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.” (Step 3: say what?)
On a child’s Superman costume — “Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.” (I don’t blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw — “Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.” (Oh my God..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
2007-01-04 13:19:52 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
LOL LOL LOL you are funny
Another one
Taking XXXX to reduce your chance of having a heart attack - WARNING may cause drowsiness, fatigue, lack of energy, and a chance of addiction. Anyone with liver or kidney problems shoudl nto take it. If you are pregnant, think you are, may get pregnant do not take it. If you are under 21 or over 60, do not take this (then WTF did you make this supposed 'medicine' for? WHY SO MANY RESTRICTIONS AND SIDE EFFECTS!!!!0
2007-01-04 13:33:57 · answer #1 · answered by Man 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
On a child’s Superman costume — “Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.” (I don’t blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
aww... and i reelie wanted to fly too. :]
2007-01-04 22:56:08 · answer #2 · answered by missannazhoo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is awesome!!!
On a Swedish chainsaw — “Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.” (Oh my God..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
2007-01-04 21:23:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is a SCREAM!! How do you like the warning on the TV dinners. Remove from Package before putting it in the oven?
2007-01-04 21:26:05 · answer #4 · answered by kayboff 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heres one I saw
On box of wheat flakes- "May contain wheat (I should HOPE so)
I like the swedish chainsaw one and the cough medecine,
2007-01-04 21:24:01 · answer #5 · answered by Terra_chan 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
These things had to have happened for it to be on the label. How crazy
2007-01-04 21:21:56 · answer #6 · answered by kitten 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was too funny. the sad thing is though, i think my husband's family may have caused all those labels
2007-01-04 21:27:12 · answer #7 · answered by Cheshire Princess 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Too fuggin funny!
2007-01-04 21:24:12 · answer #8 · answered by jare bare 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you missed one.
A warning on a hairdryer: Do not use in the shower.
2007-01-04 21:23:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Best I have seen all night.Thanks. I'm printing this and taking it to work. LOL!! I missed stupid part 1. Bring it back please.
2007-01-04 21:22:57 · answer #10 · answered by *♥♫Hedy♫♥* 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋