In Honor of Stupid People…In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer — Do not use while sleeping. (That’s the only time I have to work on my hair.)
On a bag of Fritos — You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Dial soap — “Directions: Use like regular soap.” (and that would be???….)
On some Swanson frozen dinners — “Serving suggestion: Defrost.” (but, it’s just a suggestion.)
On Tesco’s Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) — “Do not turn upside down.” (well…duh, a bit late, huh!)
On Marks &Spencer Bread Pudding — “Product will be hot after heating.” (and you thought?)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron — “Do not iron clothes on body.”
(but wouldn’t this save me time?)
On a Japanese food processor — “Not to be used for the other use.” (now, somebody out there, help me. I’m a bit curious!)
2007-01-04 13:13:46 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I love it
2007-01-04 13:24:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
have you ever heard the word..."moves communicate louder than words?" in case you act such as you're stupid, then it is the way human beings will think of of you. comparable is going for once you're failing each thing. Why do not you only do your homework? countless human beings could think of that that is stupid to fail and the only reason being which you probably did not do your homework. once you're intellegent, enable human beings see it. Then they are going to replace their ideas approximately you.
2016-12-15 10:22:05 · answer #2 · answered by koth 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I honestly cannot wait for parts 2 and 3
2007-01-04 13:17:32 · answer #3 · answered by Phoenix Rising 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well from some of the questions here I am not surprised at those instructions
2007-01-04 13:17:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very interesting . Over here in Australia, nearly all products have a warning...."May contain nuts"....this could include ice cream, beer , wine you name it, it has it. I just wonder if this comment is made in other countries..???????
2007-01-04 13:27:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have one!!!!
on the wrapper of a fruit rollup~remove cellophane from fruit before eating.
2007-01-04 13:18:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Those were really good! I like the one with the iron!!
2007-01-04 13:21:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not surprised....years ago when microwave ovens first came out....someone thought that they could dry their dog in their microwave....need i say more....some people just have no common sense....
2007-01-04 13:19:23 · answer #8 · answered by Triton 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
“Product will be hot after heating.”
LOL
2007-01-04 13:21:40 · answer #9 · answered by some_one1234 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i just read part 2 funny sh*t. hurry up with three already would ya
2007-01-04 13:27:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋