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I was asked this question at first i thought it was strange but it turned out to be fun in answering, so try it.

You get kidnapped by a crazy artist who has gained great fame and fortune by the hyper realistic sculptures he creates. Unfortunately for you it turns out he makes those sculptures by turning people to stone!

As your loaded on to the pedestal that will become your new home your allowed to pose as you like, with whoever you want (they also get petrified with you then, although he says he will not join you), and asked where you would like to be placed.

Describe the scenario, :-) be as creative and detailed as you want! (most detailed and creative will probably receive the points though ie, how the transformation actually happens, your last words, how it feels etc)

Note: Assume that when your turned into a statue your still aware but just can't move. (i guess this can effect what type of pose you want to be stuck in :-) )

All spammers and hates will be turned into concrete

2007-01-04 12:31:58 · 8 answers · asked by Not a hippie 2 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

8 answers

I will pose naked and let them have fun and be creative

2007-01-04 12:34:42 · answer #1 · answered by TroubleRose 6 · 0 0

The only way I can do this is by writing it story form.....

I woke up in a strange location it was very dark and I couldn't see anything so it was hopeless to look around, so I stared at the brightess thing. Finally my eyes adjusted to the light I could see much better but it was still dark. I looked around and there were human figures everywhere! I was being watched!!!

Suddenly the lights turned on and I noticed that they were just statues. I let out a sigh of release.

I heard someones foot steps getting closer to me and I turned around to see (insert famous artist's name here) I wasn't sure to be excited or terrified!

He started laughing and it sounded like a turkey choking on a marble (if you can imagine that) so I also started laughing

We laughed together for a few moments then he bellowed,"STOP THIS NONSENSE NO ONE SAID ANYTHING FUNNY!!" So I stopped AS he looked around the room he spoke "Do you see my beautiful statues?" he began, I began to stand up which was difficult for me because of where I was sittingI had to lift my left leg up and lean backwards it was very uncomtable(there is a large chair infront of me) I started to answer his question "NO ONE TALKS TO ME BUT ME!!!!" HE shouted and froze me when he looked into my eyes(talk about medusa) I was stuck in my postion of trying to stand up!!!!

He laughed like a choking turkey again "'m sure to win the science fair now"
(going to shorten it)

This pain was unbearable leaning back and lifting a leg I soon fell over and broke into a million pieces I knocked over the other statues as well

(look at meh eye!) My eye was crying

2007-01-04 20:49:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I would want to be turned to stone with my rabbit.
she has a tumor in her eye and is getting old, so why not keep her "aware-ishly alive"?
I would have the rocker sign- my pinki and pointer finger up, and my petrified rabbit would be balancing on my fingers! how tight would that be?! lol
and it would feel like a mud mask, but stronger- stiff.
my last words would be "WHY ME?!".

2007-01-04 20:38:09 · answer #3 · answered by :] 3 · 0 0

Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds

2007-01-04 20:36:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

i would stand on the pedestal, take out my meat and veg, grab on and have him freeze me

2007-01-04 20:34:31 · answer #5 · answered by elites1212 2 · 0 0

You need to get laid. or maybe get a life.

2007-01-04 20:34:16 · answer #6 · answered by Sal 1 · 1 1

whatcha smokin'?

where can i get a lid?

2007-01-04 20:33:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

shoot him first.

2007-01-04 20:34:03 · answer #8 · answered by scooprandell 7 · 0 1

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