Please help...excuses...I need them...I'm gonna get lectured
2007-01-04 12:27:57 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender
my mom doesn't have a soul, shes gonnna ask, she already told my litlte brother and my dad. i need a good excuse and there is no way im gonna talk to this about them, my dad and mom are BOTH gonna be there...she does it on purpose...
2007-01-04 12:31:51 · update #1
HELPPPPPPPPPP NEED SERIOUS EXCUSES!
2007-01-04 12:34:10 · update #2
it was USED and open. PLEASEEEEE
2007-01-04 12:35:25 · update #3
Roller skate wheels.....
2007-01-04 12:40:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Come up with a prank you might have used it in with a friend, that would also explain why some is used. The "someone passed it out and it would have looked stupid not to take one" won't work, b/c I am assuming some of it was used. I don't know....you lubed someones windshield or something really immature or retarded. Just make sure to laugh and act like the prank was hilarious and you had a good time, pretend like you have no idea what else you could have possibly used if for, if your mom would be at all include to believe you are that naive.
2007-01-04 20:42:06 · answer #2 · answered by Breein 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Okay, brother, I'm gonna help you ot like you've never been helped before; but you owe me a best answer.
Here's your story: Sometimes when you get too sweaty your boxers or your trousers if you don't wear boxers really chafe your inner thighs raw. It makes it hard to walk without looking like a cowboy. YOu needed something to help you out and make it not hurt for your legs to brush when that happens.
If she asks why it's a sex lube, you say because you were worried about puting vaseline that close to your Manhood, because it's called petroleum jelly, and you thought it could get inside and hurt you. But this stuff was made for that area, so you knew it would be safe.
Good luck. She's gonna know anyhow, but she can't pin anything on you.
2007-01-04 20:44:07 · answer #3 · answered by Sammer (Jim W) 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you have a cut or some sort of minor injury, you can sometimes use lube in place of bacitracen. That could be an okay excuse....
But try not to lie to her...its not the best option.
2007-01-04 20:31:23 · answer #4 · answered by Waverly Pascale 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You can say its for your hair for styling or you can say its for a rash you have on your penis, that it helps the dry skin rash you developed lately. Thats what lube is used for sometimes you know, so you would sound like your telling the truth.
2007-01-05 02:43:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rash developments.
2007-01-05 02:43:09 · answer #6 · answered by Psychic Sk8r 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chafing.
2007-01-04 20:30:27 · answer #7 · answered by Mrs. Large Richard 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
She's your mom. She knows what it's for. Talk to her and take whatever is coming, then try talking to her reasonably.
2007-01-04 20:30:56 · answer #8 · answered by quietwalker 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A kid at school who you don't know was passing them out and you took one because it would have looked stupid not to. You meant to get rid of it.
2007-01-04 20:33:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
"Masturbation" is better than telling her it was with someone. Furthermore, it's something normal that pretty much everyone does, so you could try to out-not-embarass her. :-/
2007-01-06 04:41:06 · answer #10 · answered by Atropis 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋