2007-01-04 12:07:25 · 13 answers · asked by JustLynn 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
You won't NEED any laughter after this... Just picture the Tazer story... Well, my doggy likes to run and bark and chase things. Well I decided to get a training collar... Well. I'm the type that won't do something to a pet if I don't know what it is like... So I used the collar on me.. HOLY HANNAH... Did that ever knock something in the dirt... Then I saw the instructions that said do not use ON UNPROTECTED areas...And they stated do not shave fur in areas of use... LMAO
2007-01-04 12:47:47 · answer #1 · answered by Maxwell Smart(ypants) 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One night a few years ago I had just stepped out of the shower & decided to go downstairs to the kitchen for a drink. My house has hardwood floors and wet bare feet can be a little slippery sometimes...
On the second or third step my feet slipped and I slid down the remaining 10 or so wearing nothing but a towel that got lost somewhere along my journey to the living room at the bottom of the stairs.
My butt made a loud thump as it collided with every step, and almost instantly I was lying at the bottom trying to collect my thoughts and recover from a sound spanking from the oak planks on my now bare butt.
Apparently the noise must have awakened my wife, because after a few moments she called down the stairs "who's at the door"?
2007-01-04 20:29:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have a story that was hilarious but its more of a you had to be there. I was working on a movie in Downtown LA near the sheraton. So you get alot of tourist, especially asian. This movie coming out later this year is called smoking aces and there is alot of shooting. So we closed doen the street and cleared traffic and the van drove by shooting blanks at another car. It was pretty loud and sounded real but there were signs on each corner. So they do this 2 or 3 times, the next time they do it a korean lady is walking by as soon as they start shooting she looks and starts screaming police, police, i tried to grab her and tell her it was fake but she didnt listen she just ran down the block like a chicken with her head cut off. That was one of the funniest thigs i have ever seen, that and hitting my dad in the balls with a baseball when i was 12, lol.
2007-01-04 20:14:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A Gentleman Farmer, explaining why he left the big city to a Texas Cattle Rancher, were walking thru a cow paddock - dodging cow pies! The Texas Cattle Rancher was right to the point, "That's bullshit!"
2007-01-04 20:25:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
So these two dogs are at the veterinarian’s office. One dog asks the other “what are you in for?”
The other dog says “I’m here to get my balls chopped off. What are you here for?”
The first dog says “Well, my master was running a bath, naked and bending over to test the water. Well, I just couldn’t help myself. I ran up and I mounted her!”
The second dog says “So you’re here to get your balls chopped off too?”
The first dog says “No, I’m here to get my nails trimmed.
FP
2007-01-04 20:12:34 · answer #5 · answered by F. Perdurabo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A lady from the city and her traveling companion were riding the train through Montana when she noticed some cows.
"What a cute bunch of cows!" she remarked.
"Not a bunch, herd", her friend replied.
"Heard of what?"
"Herd of cows."
"Of course I've heard of cows."
"No, a cow herd."
"What do I care what a cow heard. I have no secrets to keep from a cow!"
2007-01-04 20:11:59 · answer #6 · answered by Tek ~aka~Legs! 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I found out my son's been having s*x with his teacher. What's troubling is that he's home schooled.
2007-01-04 20:10:14 · answer #7 · answered by tumbleweed1954 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funnny one right here!!
why did the cactus cross the road???
because it was stuck to the chickens back!!!
hahaha
hehehe
2007-01-04 20:15:54 · answer #8 · answered by ososweet92 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the guys up in jokes and riddles
2007-01-04 20:08:57 · answer #9 · answered by Joe the God of Averageness® 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heres one what do you call a pig who knows karate? pork chop
hiyah
2007-01-04 20:11:03 · answer #10 · answered by gameboygurl98 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋