You have the terrible urge to take a crap. You cant hold it. so you go to the toilet, do your thing, and wash up. you continue your shopping when, you start to notice people staring and pointing at you. "Whats wrong with them", you think to yourself, and you keep in shopping. Well, the stares continue when you pass in front of a mirror. something catches your eye. and To your horror, You find Toilet paper hanging out the back of your butt!!!!! and worse yet!!! Its got doodie smears all over it!!!!
What do you do?
2007-01-04 11:14:19 · 19 answers · asked by Crissy 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
You say to onlookers, "Damn, I can't leave work for two minutes without the boss trying to crawl up my AS*!!"
Then you rip off the toilet paper and put it in the garbage.
You then make a mental note to self to check the mirror before you leave the washroom next time.
2007-01-04 11:20:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-15 10:16:30 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd probably take the toilet paper out of the back of my butt.
2007-01-04 11:15:55 · answer #3 · answered by chrisatmudd 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you laugh it off and write the story down, eventually later in life more embarassing things will happen and you will write them all down--possibly make a book and everyone will laugh and admire you cuz you have such a great imagination...
personally, I'd just die of embarassment and take it out quickly, praying that no one I would EVER see again saw me, but hell. Cest La Vie.
2007-01-04 11:16:50 · answer #4 · answered by Aria 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Go into a changing room and take t out
2007-01-04 11:16:54 · answer #5 · answered by ♥♪♫[K]ath² [BUTT '14 ツ]♫♪♥™ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Go to the Bath Room
2007-01-04 11:17:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Just laugh and throw the paper in the trash...nothing else I could do.
2007-01-04 11:17:08 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I become crazy and start slapping everyone in my sight. Hopefully, then they won't notice the paper.
2007-01-04 11:15:54 · answer #8 · answered by ╦╩╔╩╦ O.J. ╔╩╦╠═ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pretend Im slow and start saying has anybody seen my cat
2007-01-04 11:16:57 · answer #9 · answered by stargazer 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Roll into fetus position and start crying of embarrassment :(♫♥
2007-01-04 11:17:07 · answer #10 · answered by ♥angltouch♥ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋