How do you shoot windshield wiper fluid at the cars behind you?

Answer 1

why would you want to

Answer 2

you can bend it to the position that you want it to go...this made me think of a funny invention... You know how when you push the windshield washer button it squirts fluid onto the windshield. Well here. Fill the fluid tank with beer or whatever and run
the hoses that feed the squirt holes inside the car. This way you
can push the button and squirt the liquid into the cab of the car
for everyone to drink!
What you do is just get a new clean tank so it doesn't taste
like soap and new tubes. There are special kinds out there that
won't leave the flavor of rubber on the drink. Run the new tube
through the fire wall and into the cab. Push squirt button and
enjoy.....hahahahah lol please dont try this and dont drink and drive it is just a funny thing

Answer 3

If you look down in the grills between your hood and windshield you'll see a couple of little nozzles, one on the right side of your windshield and one on the left. You need to adjust the angle of these nozzles so that they shoot the liquid up and over your car instead of onto the windshield. If the nozzles are made out of metal, you may need to use pliers or another tool to bend them to make the adjustment. If they are made out of plastic, you should be able to do it with your fingers. Experiment and test. Warning: You may damage the nozzles so that they will no longer be able to perform their intended job. Also, only play around with this with friends or people you know. It may cause traffic accidents and/or road rage.

Answer 4

Like the others said...adjust your nozzles...older cars had little metal tubes that you could just bend up...most newer cars have the nozzles either on the wiper arm...if you have these, no luck. If they are on the hood look at the hole where the fluid squirts out, take a small wire or screwdriver that will fit into the hole and GENTLY move it in the direction you want it to squirt....but as they said, you will not be able to clean your own windows...

Answer 5

Go to the junkyard, and get any working washer tank, with the pump, hose and nozzles.
Mount the tank in the trunk, route the hose out and attach the nozzle under the back bumper facing backwards. Run power to the pump with a switch in the cab.
Fill the tank with skunk scent or buck lure, available at fine sporting goods stores everywhere.
Aim it so a tailgater will get a full shot of juice in their radiator.
When someone tailgates you, tap your brakes and hit the switch.
The juice should hit their hot radiator and really sweeten their ride. They deserve it.

Tapping the brakes gives you an alibi..."what? didn't you see that skunk? I almost hit it!"

Answer 6

You have to adjust the angle of the nozzle of which the wiper fluid comes out of.

Answer 7

you can adjust the nozzle higher and then it will probably do the trick.

Now for the reality, cars are not toys, please don't do this. It might be fun and games, but if you need your windshield cleaned while you're driving on an interstate highway, you could be in trouble. Be safe, not sorry.

Answer 8

Point the nozzle that the fluid come out higher and it will shoot right over your car. Your windows will still be dirty though!!

Answer 9

jerk... just move over and let people past you.