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My brother advertised me for sale on the internet and sold me to a wealthy Arab.He asked for payment of 50 pounds plus a camel (hes always dreamt of doing camel treks along our beautiful coast) but the lousy Arab sent a llama instead.I mean talk about downgrading! Im due to be shipped over to him next week.What should i do?I mean i dont want to live with a man that cant even afford a camel.Should i runaway and hide?

2007-01-04 10:04:45 · 55 answers · asked by Nellynoo 4 in Family & Relationships Other - Family & Relationships

55 answers

hee hee some great answers to this question. Bless! You gotta love them, haven't you?

I have a camel by the way. Tell your brother I'll buy you. And I'll throw in a saddle, some hay and a tub of maltesers. Deal?

2007-01-04 10:23:14 · answer #1 · answered by nev 4 · 1 2

Certainly not! Take this "wealthy Arab" to the Office of Fair Trading or the Trading Standards Office - he broke the contract he had with your brother!

As your brother didn't ask for the llama that was delivered to him he can keep it for free.

Tell your brother he should re-advertise you - only - specify "pounds sterling" this time or he could get stuck with "pounds" of anything; and ask for at least three camels - you can't take people on a camel trek with only ONE camel! Is he MAD?

2007-01-04 13:12:44 · answer #2 · answered by franja 6 · 1 0

This is a disgrace. the same Arab keeps trying to pull a fast one with the old lama trick what dose he think we are stupid!

look come and take refuge with me and my three lamas I have plenty of room as my three sisters have had to move away.

You are worth far more than one llama! there will be some light housework to complete and regular fondling sessions but I will promise you that I will accept nothing less than a Rhino and 4 rabbits for you from my Arab contact!

Interested??

xx

2007-01-04 13:11:55 · answer #3 · answered by Hammer 2 · 0 0

you can get your brother to replace the llama for the Arab take your brother to court for false advertiseing the Arab has not kept his side of the bargain he did not supply a camel so there is no deal

2007-01-04 10:42:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I don't even know if your question is serious because you seem more bothered about him not being able to afford a camel than buying you for £50. If you are serious then you need to go speak to the cops thats reallllllllly bad. I seriously cannot get my head around how your more bothered about camels thats MAD. Go seek some help!!!!!! QUICK

2007-01-04 10:44:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

I feel funny.
Basically you don't have to be sent. Just stay at where you are. The buyer violated the agreement. No camel no trade. If he wants the llama back, ask him for shipping cost.

By the way, I don't think your brother owns you, does he? If not, no obligation.

2007-01-04 10:12:31 · answer #6 · answered by Traveler 3 · 0 2

But NellyNoo, you are cheap.... !!!! Anyway, maybe he sent the llama but kept his camels, oh and did he get the £50 as well?

2007-01-04 11:56:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Well a Lama is useful for milk and also to eat,so think of your gain!
Its better than a camel,cant eat that so easily,cos it would get the hump!!

2007-01-04 11:13:41 · answer #8 · answered by First CHARLIE 7290 2 · 0 0

if you r an American, I would advise you to look at the news. Look at how the Arabs, and Iraqians r doing our soliders, and u wanna go over there! U should reconsider. God only knows what that man plans to dso with u. Plz realize that there will be other wives, u won't be the only one. Those men r very controlling, especially if u try to leave him. Reconsider. I can't believe that ur brother was cruel enough to sell u!

2007-01-04 10:30:45 · answer #9 · answered by lil_l2004 2 · 0 2

previous answers lol

be grateful u got cash plus a llama i mean to a desert dwelling arab thats at least equivalent to 1.5 million squid

2007-01-04 12:54:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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