Say anything stupid or funny, either way, I'll laugh. I'm just so bored, I need some entertainment. And I can't answer any more questions today....
2007-01-04 08:23:56 · 10 answers · asked by ViCKi!™|` 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I asked this question yesterday. . .I found it hysterical. Hope it at least gives you a chuckle.
If you only had one eye would it blink. . .or wink?
Silly, but it made me laugh.
2007-01-04 08:29:43 · answer #1 · answered by YuckItUp 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
OK,
here is a joke....I will give you the short form..
Three guys travelled all the ways to Monreal for skiing trip...all the hotels in the area were booked...and they could find only one room to sleep....
well, they decided to share the bed...
In the morning...one guy said..."I dreamed I am being jerked off"
the second guys said the same "I dreamed I am being jecked off"
The third guys..who slept in the middle .....looked a bit embarraced....the guys asked him...the reason...
he says" I dreamed that I am skiing"
2007-01-04 16:26:19 · answer #2 · answered by ▒GO FLAMЄS▒ 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yesterday I was looking for some questions to answer, and there was a question asking for the funniest word you heard for the male private part and there was a girl who said that there was this old dude who called it a weed whacker and she cracked up until she peed her pants.
Usually when people tell me that stuff, I crack up too.
2007-01-04 16:50:22 · answer #3 · answered by Banana Hero [sic] 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
One of my employees just told me he felt like he was melting! I asked him if he meant he felt like he was having a melt-down. He said that he felt like he was melting into his chair and down into the floor.
The scariest thing is, is that we work in a secure government building and we all have to have security clearances to even be in here. Now doesn't that make you feel all warm and fuzzy knowing your goverment is doing such a good job of keeping the crazy's away???
2007-01-04 16:29:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
vote shiny toaster in 2008!!
2007-01-04 16:26:16 · answer #5 · answered by Circlometry™³ 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
The sun never sets on my shiny new balls.
2007-01-04 16:28:19 · answer #6 · answered by Kballs 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
wow the world is weird
2007-01-04 16:45:10 · answer #7 · answered by casper 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
i feel more like i do now than i did when i got here!
2007-01-04 16:28:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
pudding
2007-01-04 16:28:30 · answer #9 · answered by Kel Kel 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
"Aaaaa wats up doc"
2007-01-04 16:26:23 · answer #10 · answered by I think... 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋