nancy is in do you feel better?

Question

WHY I FEEL SO MUCH BETTER !!!

The Democrats new promise is: "A New Direction For America"

The stock market is at a new all-time high and America's 401K's are back.
A new direction from there means, what?

Unemployment is at 25 year lows.
A new direction from there means, what?

Oil prices are plummeting.
A new direction from there means, what?

Taxes are at 20 year lows.
A new direction from there means, what?

Federal tax revenues are at all-time highs.
A new direction from there means, what?

The Federal deficit is down almost 50%, just as predicted over last year.
A new direction from there means. what?

Home valuations are up 200% over the past 3.5 years.
A new direction from there means, what?

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Inflation is in check, hovering at 20 year lows.
A new direction from there means, what?

Not a single terrorist attack on US soil since 9/11/01.
A new direction from there means, what?

Osama bin Laden is living under a rock in a dark cave, having not surfaced in years, if he's alive at all, while 95% of Al Queda's top dogs are either dead or in custody, cooperating with US Intel.
A new direction from there means, what?

Several major terrorist attacks already thwarted by US and British Intel, including the recent planned attack involving 10 Jumbo Jets being exploded in mid-air over major US cities in order to celebrate the anniversary of the 9/11/01 attacks.
A new direction from there means, what?

Just as President Bush foretold us on a number of occasions, Iraq was to be made "ground zero" for the war on terrorism -- and just as President Bush said they would, terrorist cells from all over the region are arriving from the shadows of their hiding places and flooding into Iraq in order to get their faces blown off by US Marines rather than boarding planes and heading to the United States to wage war on us here.
A new direction from there means, what?

Now let me see, do I have this right? I can expect:

The economy to go South

Illegals to go North

Taxes to go Up

Employment to go Down

Terrorism to come In

Tax breaks to go Out

Social Security to go Away

Health Care to go the same way gas prices have gone

But what the hell!

I can gain comfort by knowing that Nancy P, Hillary C, John K, Edward K, Howard D, Harry R and Obama have worked hard to create a comprehensive National Security Plan, Health Care Plan, Immigration Reform Plan, Gay Rights Plan, Same Sex Marriage Plan, Abortion On Demand Plan, Tolerance of Everyone and Everything Plan, How to Return all Troops to the U.S. in The Next Six Months Plan, A Get Tough Plan, adapted from the French Plan by the same name and a How Everyone Can Become as Wealthy as We Are Plan.

I forgot the No More Katrina Storm Plan.

Now I know why I feel good after the elections. I am going to be able to sleep so much better at nights knowing these dedicated politicians are thinking of me and my welfare.

isn't it funny when you point out these things that some people cannot come to grips with it.

Answer 1

I'm raising a beer in your honor...

Answer 2

Hello,

When I see Grosi Pelosi's face grinning from ear to ear on FNC, all I want to do is spit on it.

If you think she is going to be good for America, think again.

Unless of course, you really are for "National Security Plan, Health Care Plan, Immigration Reform Plan, Gay Rights Plan, Same Sex Marriage Plan, Abortion On Demand Plan, Tolerance of Everyone and Everything Plan, How to Return all Troops to the U.S. in The Next Six Months Plan, A Get Tough Plan, adapted from the French Plan by the same name and a How Everyone Can Become as Wealthy as We Are Plan."

In mean, are you really for Abortion on Demand, (infanticide/murder)? I mean, who are these leaders to decide who should live and who should die? Last time I checked, our leaders are not God. I am sure this makes God very sad to say the least.

Well, get used to having the Demons in office and Reptiles too because we are heading towards a One World Government my Friend, i.e. RFID Chip, National ID Card, North American Union in the process, surveillance everywhere....we are turning into a POLICE STATE.

Are you ready?

I am.

Hope you have your survival kit ready.

I do.

Hope this helps you................. : - O

Answer 3

I feel much better knowing our American war criminals' (the Bush Administration) tenure is drawing to a close.
I'm ready for the next disaster by stockpiling food, water, ammunition and disaster supplies. It won't matter who's in power; our disaster planning in the US is woefully inadequate.
Maybe with women in charge things will change. I sure hope so!

Answer 4

No, it makes me want to cry. I think you forgot about the Socialized medicine plan. Sheesh!

Answer 5

I do feel a bit better, But still I want to wait and see if some REAL changes are made.

Answer 6

You nailed it. Good writing.

Answer 7

Kinda gives ya that funny feeling in your stomach don't it? The one that makes ya wanna hurl.

Answer 8

Yes, I feel great. i'm going to slug a few beers tonight in honor of the dems. I wonder if Hannity is going to cry on tv?

Answer 9

You better believe it, We'll be living the American Dream once more. My dream is nnnnooo more Bush, Cheney and little MS. Rice. I want them to get the hell out of our WHITE HOUSE, it belongs to us , they are invaders.

Answer 10

No, I don't feel better.