2007-01-04 08:13:22 · 25 answers · asked by Ryan 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
T-shirt
"Excuse me but my penis would like to buy you a drink"
2007-01-04 08:15:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
A very sexy girl in Cleveland back in the early 70's had a hot car and a bumper sticker that said "If you beat me you can eat me."
If someone did beat her she would split.
I used to have a T-Shirt that had a pig chowing down on a pie and
it said "If it smells good, eat it."
2007-01-04 16:18:16 · answer #2 · answered by Mailman Bob 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I saw a bumper sticker a few years ago that said, "I'm so horny, even the crack of dawn looks good". I was with this girl I was dating at the time and pointed it out to her. Her best friends name was Dawn.
2007-01-04 16:16:57 · answer #3 · answered by BigJake418 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I saw a slogan on a bumper sticker that I have adopted as my personal motto in life:
PIZZA. When it's hot, it's good!
And when it's cold... it's still pretty good!
I also used to have one of those yellow diamond-shaped "baby on board"-style signs that go in your rear window. It said:
"I'm drunk and I've got a gun!"
2007-01-04 16:16:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
A funniest T-shirt, my other shirt has a tie
2007-01-04 16:16:29 · answer #5 · answered by mr.JAW58 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
T-shirt: They say silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.
There's this other tee shirt that has a word really small and you have to lean into the girls chest to see it and it says "prevert". It made me laugh soo hard.
2007-01-04 16:16:48 · answer #6 · answered by Confusion With a K 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funniest T shirt '668,the neighbour of the beast',nearly died laughing!
2007-01-04 16:16:58 · answer #7 · answered by New Boots. 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
My friend gave me a t-shirt for christmas (which she made for me) that says "Sir-Mix-A-Lot wrote a song about me"
Unless you know the song 'Baby Got Back" you probably won't find it funny, but It suits me to a T!
2007-01-04 16:16:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I was in Japan in 1993, I saw someone wearing one of those Wham! style "Choose Life" t-shirts that are white with giant black text.
The front of the shirt read, "F*CK ME". The back read, "THEN LEAVE"
2007-01-05 12:38:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was a womans shirt with tiny little writing on the front, you have to lean super close to read it, and it says "Nosy Little ******, Aern't you?"
LMAO I love that shirt
2007-01-04 16:16:31 · answer #10 · answered by Fluffy Rover 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
G* F*ck Y**rS*lf
Would You Like To Buy A Vowel?
2007-01-04 16:15:46 · answer #11 · answered by VOOL 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋