Who is the most useless celebrity alive?

Question

..or dead. it doesnt matter. please write the first five annoying celebrities in existence.

here are mine:

1. Paris Hilton
2. All of the X Factor and Big Brother people- if you can call them celebrities.
3. The guy who owns the playboy mansion (wot the hell does he do apart from have it with those overpaid girls?)
4. Tom Cruise
5. Angelina Jolie

K k i see you people's point with hugh heffner, but what else does he contribute to society apart from a magnet for parties for rich people? he doesnt even rent out his girls :( lol

Answer 1

Michael Jackson, only in Hollywood would they make a celebrity of a pedophile.

Answer 2

1. David Hasselhoff
2. Nicole Richie (at least Paris Hilton was in a movie, a cheesyone but a movie)
3. Nicholas Cage ( i hate him)
4. Martin Short
5. Bob Saget

All stupid actors. As for Hugh Heffner... what else is there to do once you have "had it" with those girls except keep them around so they can cook you pancakes and ham sandwiches. Hes been pimpin since pimpin was pimpin!!! You smell what I'm steppin in?

Answer 3

1. Paris Hilton
2. Kevin Federline
3. Tara Palmer-Tomkinson
4. Peter Andre
5. Katie Price

Answer 4

Most of them. Musicians who cannot notate their own tunes, let alone harmonise them. Thespians who cannot act - they can do some American hype-but how would they manage with Aristophanes or Shakespeare.

Big Brother - mostly totally dysfunctional and useless. I do take my hat off to Jade, who took off all her clothes and then declared that "everyone can see me kebab". She had, at least, some entertainment value, and if she has encouraged others to take off their clothes for fun, she might have done some good. I feel it is so silly that I live 100 yards from the beach, but cannot swim in the nude.

The worst celebrity alive is one Tony Blair. He changed a political party that sought to represent the disadvantaged into a cabal that represents whoever will vote for him. He has spat upon the labours (pun intended) of everyone from the Tolpuddle Martyrs through the Fabian Society to the Trades Union movement, and now presides (pun again intended) over a nation where the average worker labours for the longest hours with the least holidays in Europe, and where the average worker puts in £4500 per annum of unpaid overtime.

Answer 5

1. Paris Hilton
2. Kevin Federline
3. Brian "Kato" Kaelin
4. Tom Greene
5. Flava Flave

Answer 6

1. Paris Hilton
2. Brittany Spears
3. Jim Carrey (hate him)
4. That guy who married Brittany--Kevin Federline
5. Jessica Simpson

Answer 7

Al Sharpton,Kathy Lee Gifford,Rosie O'Donnell,OJ Simpson,Richard Simmons.

Answer 8

All of them are pointless that the list is endless, they don't do anything worthwhile, yet they get paid loads of money. Most of them haven't got any talent at all and are know just for who they've had sex with. All most of them seem to do is spend all their time getting drunk at parties and fighting with each other or members of the public ,they always seem to be holiday somewhere at least once a month. People who save lives and help others should be celebrities as they do a worthwhile job

Answer 9

I agree with the first person that answered - Paris and K Fed.

How can you say Hugh Heffner is useless?! Without him there would be no Playboy... and that's a terrible thought =P. Well I prefer FHM, but still.

Answer 10

Definitely Paris Hilton and Angelina Jolie for me. Brad Pitt got on my bad list after he went with her and left Jennifer Aniston.
Paris Hilton is absolutely rich for nothing and it irritates me to even hear her name at times.

Answer 11

All together now! Paris Hilton, Nicole Ritchie, Brittany Spears, Hillary Duff, and last but not least....... Tom freakin Cruise