try and keep up next time we run a marathon
2007-01-04 07:12:03 · 25 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Well you know, you always did run a little ahead of me.
I was running along when I realized my jogging pants were giving me a creeping charlie so I had to stop to tug them down. While I was stopped I noticed some bright red berries on a bush framing a small bird's nest. It looked so perfect that I'm afraid I lost track of time while admiring it.
I started jogging to warmup and Mr. McFeester drove up and stopped his old Ford right next to me! He wanted to know what I was doing and I had to tell him three times before he understood. He's so deaf the poor old dear! He then showed me some new shortbread cookies he had bought and invited me over for cookies and tea tomorrow. What could I do except accept? As he drove away I went through some more warmup exercises again started off in the hopes of maybe seeing your bright pink outfit ahead of me, but no such luck.
I got a little further and Stella Weebush came by on her moped and told me that she was having a baby shower for Mrs. Hollister on the 10th, did I get my invitation yet? I told her no and made as if to jog off. Mrs. Hollister kept me to make me promise to bring some of my famous fudge brownies and then let me go on.
Well, as you can imagine, I had absolutely no hope of catching up to you now, but I felt honor bound to finish the run. I was proceeding along at a nice pace when - boom! - down I went when I stepped on a rock! I just sat there stunned as tears coursed down my face. Thankfully my pants kept my knees from being bloodied, but it hurt nonetheless! Can you imagine a tiny rabbit came out of the brush and looked at me as if to say, "Are you alright?" I laughed so hard I'm afraid I frightened the poor creature into a zigzag run off across Johnny Welkinn's hay field.
Being persistant and knowing you would expect it, I picked myself up and limped my way. You could have waited for me by the old statue you know...
Next Saturday the same time?
2007-01-04 07:32:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-01 20:05:55 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
marathon? Oh I thought we were going to lunch! I've been waiting for you at the time for an hour.
2007-01-04 07:19:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
um excuse me i was at the finish line way before you.. i ran the shower for you and left a towel on the rack.. and went home and cookd my meal.. so you can eat dammm you always lie.
2007-01-04 07:18:42 · answer #4 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry about that
there where a bunch of soldiers in their fatigues
you know what Army guys do to me
(anyone got a mop for the drool?)
2007-01-04 07:18:09 · answer #5 · answered by Patty O' Green 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sorry i think you're the one who's late, i've been waiting for you, no time for showers if you're in an important race
2007-01-04 07:15:04 · answer #6 · answered by fozz89 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
But I ran it twice AND stopped for a pint half way!!!
2007-01-04 07:13:59 · answer #7 · answered by Lor24 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I got lost alright clever clogs, you always have to win don't you.
2007-01-04 07:18:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry i forgot to untie the bags of rocks from my ankles
2007-01-04 07:13:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes
2007-01-04 07:16:53 · answer #10 · answered by Lady Santa 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋