The other morning, while staying at my in-laws house for New Year's eve, I accidentally saw her walking down the corridor in her nighties.
The day after that, I saw her coming out of the pool in a bikini...
Both images keep coming to my mind and giving me persistant hard-ons.
I know it's not right, but what can I do to avoid thinking all the time about this fine lady?
2007-01-04 07:07:15 · 23 answers · asked by Transgénico 7 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
That's true.
Good thing no one can read other people's minds!
2007-01-04 07:11:51 · update #1
wouldn't your wife ever be proud! eventually these thoughts will fade, unless it keeps reoccuring every time you see your in-law. and if this be the case, good luck my friend! that outta be a tough secret to keep from the wifey!
2007-01-04 07:16:49 · answer #1 · answered by jess l 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Find ways to stay away from your in-laws house, because females have very sensitive instincts about specifics issues when it comes to their man. Your wife may not be able to literally read your mind, but if she knows you well enough, she can sense what you are thinking without you paying attention. You are asking for trouble if you are persistent.
2007-01-04 07:39:57 · answer #2 · answered by msthinkpositive 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
To avoid have wet dreams with her, make your dreams come true.
2007-01-09 15:07:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2017-02-19 18:24:00 · answer #4 · answered by lorenzo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There are numerous people who would laugh at the possibility of changing their fates. This is due to the fact that it believes that no one gets more that exactly what is written in his destiny.
2016-05-18 05:48:36 · answer #5 · answered by benjamin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It seems your Mom-in-law posesses some attraction that goes right to the root of your sexual desire... There is not much you can do about it, it's out of your hands... You just have to try and control your urges when the moment grips you...
2007-01-04 07:32:50 · answer #6 · answered by deakjone 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
It is better than nightmares where your mother in law comes after you with a gun.
2007-01-04 17:31:11 · answer #7 · answered by ben c 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't worry about it. Time will take care of any desires you may have....Think about what she will look like in a bikini in five years.
2007-01-04 08:12:52 · answer #8 · answered by Bill I 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
You have what is commonly known and referred to as a weak and twisted mind......but not to worry there is something you can do:
If you right eye makes you sin, pluck it out. If your left hand makes you sin, cut it off......Better to enter the kingdom of heaven with out either than to enter hell whole.
Good luck with that!
2007-01-04 07:50:24 · answer #9 · answered by Mr. US of A, Baby! 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
simple, picture her, picture your grandma. That will cure any chubs you have going and probably launch you into nightmares. Good luck!
2007-01-04 07:10:32 · answer #10 · answered by reptmd 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋