What was a line or a decent paragraph that you saw in a movie that when you heard it you sterted dying laughing, and had to rewind it to watch it again.
mine would be from Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby,
hang on gotta post it
2007-01-04 07:06:39 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies
RB: How was school today, boys?
Walker: I threw a bunch of Grandpa Chip's war medals off the bridge.
Ricky Bobby: Sounds like a good day. Texas Ranger how bout' you.
Texas Ranger: Well, the teacher asked me what was the capitol of North Carolina. I said Washington D.C.
Cal: Bingo!
Texas Ranger: And she said 'No, you're wrong.' I said 'You got a lumpy butt!' She got mad at me and yelled at me, and I pissed in my pants. And i never did change my dirty pee pants. im still sitting in my dirty pants.
Chip: I can't hold my tongue. These kids are my grandchildren, and you are raising them wrong
Walker: Shut up Chip, or I'll go ape $hit on your a$s!
Texas Ranger: Yeah, Chip, Momma says I should kick you in the back of the head!
Cal: Yeah! Go on and get some boys!
Texas Ranger: I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey!
Walker: I may be 10 years old but I'll beat your a$s!
Cal: Go and get some, boys.
Texas Ranger: I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew
2007-01-04 07:10:15 · update #1
It's from National Lampoons Christmas Vacation, when Chevy Chase goes on the rant about his cheap boss.
"Cheap, rotten, no good, floor flushing,low life, snake-licking, dirty eating, inbread, over-stuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking,dog kissing, brainless, dickless,hopeless,heartless,fat ***, bug eyed,stiff legged,spotty lip,worm headed,sack of monkey sh*T he is"
2007-01-04 07:45:01 · answer #1 · answered by one&only1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I was younger my BF and I use to watch the Little Mermaid over and over and everytime it would get to the line "Oh that Blow fish blow" we would laugh hysterically and rewind it two or three times. Another thing that made me laugh uncontrollably was actually from a commercial. I don't know why but the first time I saw the Gateway computer commercial where the cow pops up at the end and just says Moo before the commercial ends I just couldn't stop laughing. I got some very strange looks for it but it was just real darn funny to me.
2007-01-04 07:11:39 · answer #2 · answered by mystri 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In Drowning Mona when the two guys are arguing over the business and Jeph says to Bobby "I want half....and none of that 50 percent bulls*it." In Home Alone when Kevin is in the tree house and he tells Harry and Marv that he is gonna call the cops and Marv says "we gotta go, he's gonna call the cops" and then Harry says "he's not gonna ca......from a tree house!" I laugh so hard at those, I am sure there are many many more I could think of but those are two good ones.
2007-01-04 07:21:54 · answer #3 · answered by jayjay 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The only ones I can think of right now are from The Ringer:
Winston: When the f*ck did we get ice cream?
*In a creepy whisper*
Glen: I work at Burger King.
Glen: You want fries with that.
Gary: We need to come up with a slogan. You know, like "Life is like a box of chocolates.", or "Take my hands, boss." like that monster tard off of "Green Mile."
Some great lines in that film.
2007-01-04 07:25:05 · answer #4 · answered by L ♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the entire Lord of the Rings and Star Wars arguement in Clerks II
2007-01-04 07:51:45 · answer #5 · answered by howdythereneighbors 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hands down, it has to be Frankenstein (played by the late, Peter Boyle) in Young Frankenstein . . . "Puttin' on the ritz!". I damned near fell off the couch. The whole stompin' on the stage twice and yelling, "Puttin' on the ritz!" in that voice is f***ing genius!!!
2007-01-04 13:16:04 · answer #6 · answered by flysidekk 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
From Bruce Almighty... you know what part I'm talking about. haha.
Bruce is able to control what Evan Baxter says, live on the air.
2007-01-04 07:17:07 · answer #7 · answered by Vix 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
in 'me, myself & irene' i laughed so hard when the cop explains to charlie's kids that he shot a cow seven times in the head, and then says "poor things lucky to be alive!" I dont know why, but i nearly wet myself laughing!!
2007-01-04 07:11:39 · answer #8 · answered by stelalief 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
from Without a Paddle, 'I don't have to outrun the bear, I just need to outrun you.' :D
2007-01-04 07:12:12 · answer #9 · answered by Java 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Anchorman was the best
"I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!!"
"LOOOUUUD NOISES!!!!!"
2007-01-04 08:23:18 · answer #10 · answered by thuglife 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋