here are the words..
Ado, Ample, Apparition, Assert, Cower, Disdain, Epitaph, Ethical, Facetious, and Inaudible...
P.S. thank you
2007-01-04 06:43:26 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
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2007-01-04 06:51:14 · answer #1 · answered by yankeesalltheway 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
There once was an ample but disdainful priest who was writing his friend's epitaph. He thought it would be ethical if he was not facetious when he wrote, " This apparition is obviously inaudible, that is why I am inscribing this epitaph instead of reciting it."
His assertion was obivioulsy quite the opposite of facetious, so he dedided to cower in the corner and yell, "ADO!!"
--obviously this is the stupidest story in the world, but, it is a story!
TYF definitely has the best story on here...if you're turning it in, use that one.
2007-01-04 14:48:37 · answer #2 · answered by tellme 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Here ya go!
Athough the preperation for the wedding was ado, there was still ample time to have everything ready. I had no sleep the night before and new I must look like a apparition. I still held it together though. I new if everything for this wedding did not run smoothly I would soon be writing my epitaph for my tombstone. Cower I thought to myself as the bride headed for me. She had a disdain look on her face and I knew she was upset with something. Will it be ready, nothing looks ready, she said to me. An asserted answer was necessary to calm her fears. As I reassured her all was well and would be ready she looked at me as if my voice was inaudible and shot me a facetious look. I will be the ethical person here and remain calm. She finally went her way to get ready so I could finish my work. It all paid off. The wedding was beautiful, the bride was happy, and I got paid!
2007-01-04 14:59:57 · answer #3 · answered by KLynn 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
There was much ado about Mike's homework. He'd had ample time to complete the assignment, but an apparition appeared to assert that he would receive an Incomplete.
Mike cowered in the corner. The apparition looked at him with disdain, saying "Your epitaph will read: 'He took the less-than-ethical step of having people on Yahoo do his homework for him.'"
"You're brilliant," it said facetiously. The rest was inaudible.
2007-01-04 14:50:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 2⤋
Without further ado I will try to complete this story in ample time. I wish to tell you that you may come to see the surprising apparition of God soon. I assert this to you, not by my own freewill but by that, which God has given to me. It is inaudible to the human ear, but audible to the spirit. It is an ethical debate these days. Believers disdain replying to the insults of nonbelievers. However, I will not cower down to those who oppose my views. My closing remark, may be a bit facetious to you…. but I hope that my epitaph will say here she lies in peace with God, and may no-one lie anymore.
2007-01-04 15:00:56 · answer #5 · answered by Shayna 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
The teacher stood over the student and said, "You've had ample time to write your story. Where is it?"
Without further ado, the student handed the teacher a story, and the teacher looked at it in disdain.
"Is it really you who wrote this epitaph?" she asked facetiously.
"Yes," asserted the student.
"It's not ethical to lie," said the teacher, looming like an apparition. "Did you write this yourself, or did someone else?"
The student cowered and mumbled something inaudible.
"What did you call me? A YAHOO? That's it, two hours of detention!"
2007-01-04 14:54:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
a story teller stood up in front of an audience and started telling his story. There was much ado............and an apparition came...........................................he tried to assert..................................you could see them cower much to the disdain..................the epitaph.....................its not ethical they cried...............................................of all the facetious........................ At the end of the story the audience said that was inaudible.
2007-01-04 14:50:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
what's a shoet story.?
2007-01-04 15:02:30 · answer #8 · answered by mobi 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋