2007-01-04 06:30:44 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
once again: this is truth! i swear it.
my wife once told me, " i'll be home at a quarter til 3:30." i held my silence, but could not help wonder on what planet they tell time that way.
2007-01-04 06:39:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
the other day here at work (car dealership), the receptionist from the body shop needed a toner cartridge for her printer. She was told that they were kept in the service department. I go ask the service cashier where they are. She says, we keep them in the lunch room. So when the girl at the body shop gets the new one, she sends the old one back up to me. I go to the service cashier and ask her where we send the old ones and she says oh, they go to the parts department.
yyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeaaaahhh.
that's at least the stupidest thing I have heard this week, but, week's not over yet.
2007-01-04 14:35:50 · answer #2 · answered by Rowdy's Mama 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Got really, really drunk at my best friend's birthday party last year and climbed in bed with her and her husband that night. She jumped out of bed grabbed me and literally threw me out of their room. I had to go sleep with her dogs that night because she had my keys. At least, that is what her daughter told me the next morning why I was so bruised up. LOL!!!
2007-01-04 14:41:07 · answer #3 · answered by Maria Gallercia 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the stupidest thing ive heard is someone saying "the beatles arnt the worldest greatest band"
2007-01-04 14:35:30 · answer #4 · answered by ♫That'll be the Day♫ 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Someone shot the Pope.
2007-01-04 14:33:54 · answer #5 · answered by kman1830 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A creationist telling me about dinosaurs and humans living together.
2007-01-04 14:34:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Are you sure you're ready for this, cause it's really really stupid!
The WIC nutrionist told me my 19 month old twins are short. I told her that their dad is only 5'4''. She told me to feed them more peanut butter, it would make them taller!
2007-01-04 14:34:37 · answer #7 · answered by Patty O' Green 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
There is soooo much I am having a brain overload!
2007-01-04 14:32:56 · answer #8 · answered by kmoc123 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Black is Beautiful , The check is in the mail , and It wasn't me !
2007-01-04 14:33:44 · answer #9 · answered by IT'S JUST ME ! 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
joel madden and nicole richie are going out
its true:(
2007-01-04 14:36:14 · answer #10 · answered by Argiiii. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋