Well, what happened was, I was just going to get some kipper sauce from the fridge to put on my digestives. I was in the house on my own and I was looking forward to relaxing infront of the washing machine. As i approached the fridge I could hear a strange whining noise and what sounded like music coming from headphones. At first I just thought it was brother hiding behind the walls again but when i opened the fridge Father was in there! He had sellotaped himself to the back of the fridge somehow and he was covered in kipper scales! He had his eyes closed and was listening to Coldplay on his portable cd player. When I shook him and asked him what he was doing, he screamed and then spat in my face! He said he was looking for the kipper truffles but he must have fallen in and knocked himself out. I mean, usually i would find this quite normal but he was wearing grannys tights and suspender belt. Anyway my question is has anyone elses father done this or is he just mad?
2007-01-04 06:25:46 · 23 answers · asked by fletch 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
that is so scary! i was just about to post exactly the same question as you- my dad did precisley the same thing this morning!
2007-01-04 09:39:12 · answer #1 · answered by Molly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
McCain's no extra loopy than Biden or a majority of different politicos on Capitol Hill. Come on they're all loopy in a unmarried way or yet another. i can't stand Bachman, Boxer, Schumer, Pelosi and a bunch of different previous-time nutbags. they're contained in the game so long the spores are starting up to contaminate their brains. yet hey, McCain's were given a depraved humorousness and that i don't believe of he's recommend-lively. He might want to be serious yet he's also the first to safeguard his political warring parties even as it starts getting own. Its merely his sort. Frankly even Joe Biden will admit once he receives to giving a speech he can fairly a lot sparkling a room in 5 minutes or a lot less.
2016-12-01 20:01:18 · answer #2 · answered by papen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow Rach ...your dad is way too cool ! Kipper truffles and a coldplay cd hes the man of my dreams ! would mother mind a 3some , sorry dont do llamas tho !
2007-01-04 10:06:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now, you know better than that. Father is not going round the bend, it is just his way of expressing the love and devotion he feels for the family, besides, you never said if it was a matching set of tights and suspender belt.... you know what happened last time!!!!!
2007-01-04 09:00:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It depends,did he suit the tights and suspenders,were they matching if not then I'm afraid he's mad as a kipper.
2007-01-04 06:53:26 · answer #5 · answered by MANC & PROUD 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh yes my dad does this regularly - it is the kipper truffles that cause the problem
2007-01-04 06:28:30 · answer #6 · answered by ginga 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like perfectly normal behaviour to me,if you`re questioning your fathers sanity you may need help yourself,kipper
fetishes are not uncommon.
2007-01-04 06:35:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
WTF is this all about. Your father fell in well HTF did the cellotape get there has that gone crackers too. Finding ur father to fall in a fridge is really not normal darling.Wot a laugh 2nite LOL
2007-01-04 10:54:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds perfectly normal to me. I keep my entire family under the floorboards!
2007-01-04 06:28:47 · answer #9 · answered by Nedster 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
another very humorous but rather peculiar question from none other than fleth herself. thank you for making me laugh!! btw yes it is strange behaviour
2007-01-04 06:29:29 · answer #10 · answered by missree 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋