around for a bit of tea and crumpet
2007-01-04 05:43:08 · 27 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
1996, relatives now know I'm a grumpy bastard and don't visit anymore.
2007-01-04 06:18:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yeah just last night. My semi-girlfriend Sue. You have understand that Sue is pretty much a 2 six pack kind of girl. She's fun and all, but kind of smelly. So anyway I do the required duty of slamming down enough to make her look attractive, and then start doing the dirty (in her case that's not a euphemism) and she keeps telling me to , you know, and, well it didn't end to well. In fact it didn't end at all.
But thanks for asking.
Wait a minute. TEA? I don't know about tea. And is a crumpet a small dent in your car?
2007-01-04 06:34:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Don't you mean "tea and a bit of crumpet"? Stuff it, the tea can wait.
2007-01-04 07:05:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is that what the young ones are calling it these days, My hubby expects it on a daily basis, it used to be at least 3 times per day, but he's getting on a bit now.
2007-01-04 06:13:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
never. thats probably coz i hate tea and crumpets.
2007-01-04 06:13:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anne Nonny Mouse 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you want tea and crumpet...just ask! For Godsake man. ;)
2007-01-04 05:56:14 · answer #6 · answered by jeeps 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
last night...bit of a sticky affair....vicar put too much jam on my crumpets and the less said about the cream the better :0)
2007-01-04 05:46:51 · answer #7 · answered by snikleback 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Like a proper lady I wait for an invite. Though I don't mind unexpected visitors I rarely do the same
2007-01-04 05:46:15 · answer #8 · answered by JustLynn 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No one comes round for tea & crumpet - & the way you worded your question wasn't very friendly, either!!!
2007-01-04 06:00:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
LOL...........i hope you don't mean this question to be ambiguous!!!
My friend M asked me over this morning for a brew and some toast....no crumpets......sorry!!!!
2007-01-04 06:35:32 · answer #10 · answered by Pixie_Mummy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Exactly what do you mean by 'tea'? 'Crumpet' can mean an attractive person in England, so I'm not sure that evryone is sure to be sure what you mean.eerr yeah.....
2007-01-04 05:47:34 · answer #11 · answered by CHARISMA 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋