i have had my cat for a few years now and the monkey keeps humping my cat. Is there any way to stop it because i wanna keep both of them but i like my cat the best. Any suggestions?
2007-01-04 04:49:23 · 18 answers · asked by bad b 2 in Pets ➔ Other - Pets
See if the cat approves of the mounting monkey. If he likes it, it may be a good reason to keep the thing around...you did say you liked your cat and all. If not, it looks like you will have to spank that monkey! lol
2007-01-04 04:54:04 · answer #1 · answered by polishedamethyst 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep the Lovebirds need to be with another bird or they get so lonely they die. Birds will do fine on a diet of only a few different seeds. One toy in the cage for it's entire life is fine for a bird. That any certain breed of any animal is inherently vicious or will turn on you. Any dog is completely hypo-allergenic or never ever sheds. A dog should have a litter before she's spayed. A male dog will miss his equipment if he's neutered. A dog will have a temperament change if it's fixed. A dog needs to live outside. Shelter dogs are all there b/c somethings wrong with them. There are no pure breds in shelters. Ferrets smell horrible. Ferrets are mean and bite. Ferrets carry diseases. Any rodent (mice, rats) are gross pets that carry disease. Cats will suck the breath from a baby/suffocate a baby. If you're pregnant you have to get rid of your cat (or any animal) Snakes are slimy. Snakes will eventually grow so large they turn on their owners and try to eat them if handled. Lizards are slimy. If you have just some kind of container and water, a fish will be perfectly happy. There's always a home remedy for whatever a pet has, you don't have to waste money at a vet. I'm sure I could think up more if I really thought. Those were just off the top of my head.
2016-05-23 02:53:59 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cut the monkeys wiener off
2007-01-04 04:51:22 · answer #3 · answered by ReNO 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Have the monkey run for elected office.
2007-01-04 04:53:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Buy the monkey a dunce cap and tell it to go to its room and think about what its done.
2007-01-04 04:50:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ditch the monkey.
2007-01-04 04:50:53 · answer #6 · answered by Thomas K 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Pet stores don't sell monkeys...
2007-01-04 04:51:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
What pet store sells primates in 2007?
2007-01-04 04:55:35 · answer #8 · answered by Jerry P 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
they don't sell monkeys at the pet store.
2007-01-04 04:51:12 · answer #9 · answered by professorminh 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Your gonna go thru more diapers than a infant who swllowed ex-lax.Filthy little things.
2007-01-04 05:45:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋