2007-01-04 04:40:17 · 21 answers · asked by walt flanagan's dog 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Haha. Thats so funny you say that. I do that all the time, you look around and make sure no one is near- then you let one go and all of a sudden out of nowhere there's "Jo from accounting" right behind you and you know he smells it because you smell and he's standing right over your shoulder. Oh well, you know that old saying, "Sh!t happens!"
2007-01-04 04:43:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Ripping one at your desk right after someone walks up to you.
2007-01-04 12:41:47 · answer #2 · answered by Barrett G 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dude my co-workers are like so sick of me. I work in a medical office so they are like totally disgusted. This one lady that I don't like walked up to my desk the other day to get something out of the drawer and I had just ripped one, I know she tasted it. And the other day I ripped one so bad the two dudes that work in my office had to get up and leave for a few minutes. Ha Ha
I am lactose intolerant and I refuse to stop eating dairy products so watch out!
Peace
2007-01-04 12:45:55 · answer #3 · answered by dcthugbaby 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
No, if you rip a bag of chips open and the chips fly all over you and your cubicle. That's embarrassing if a person walks up to talk to you when you're cleaning up.
2007-01-04 12:46:44 · answer #4 · answered by Lone Eagle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah. I heard this one from some friends who owned a store and lived upstairs. They were coming downstairs when she farted loudly ( exagerratedly loud). Her husband said, "Baby, you're squeakin'. I'm gonna have to GREASE YOU UP!"
They entered the store to find two abashed old ladies, who they did not hear enter the store. The guy ran back upstairs and left the wife with it. She apologised, but they couldn't get out the door fast enough to hear it.
2007-01-04 12:46:18 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha yeah.... Throwing up in front of a bunch of people, or someone drawing a penis on ur forehead when u r way too drunk to notice..
ps: I got a pik of the last one, lol... freaking hillarious
I forgot... The guys at my office are always doing it to each other, Yesterday it was my friend's turn, our processor farted and said: "courtesy of Salt Grass Steak House" lol.... It smelled to freaking bad :P
2007-01-04 12:43:23 · answer #6 · answered by Cubanita 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah like you sneak one cause no one is around, and it's real stinky and you see someone walking your way and you can't like fan the air with a piece of paper and be all obvious and you just pray that the stink dissipates before they get there.
never happened to me
hee hee
2007-01-04 12:48:01 · answer #7 · answered by My Dog Rowdy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Only thing worse is if it reeks!!!! My boss did it the other day and I just turned around and walked out of his office. I don't think he even had a clue but oh my goodness I was about to die!
2007-01-04 12:43:19 · answer #8 · answered by Emmy 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
having it happen in an elevator, church, small meeting at work, waiting in line at the grocery store (when someone's behind you), while on a first date and at the hairdresser's. Don't ask how I know.
2007-01-04 12:44:30 · answer #9 · answered by Holly R 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO, that's happened to me b4, quite embarrassing, but of course, one always pretends that everything is fine . . continue on, nothing happened here
2007-01-04 12:42:36 · answer #10 · answered by Lil'MissSnshne 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋