Funniest/ stupidest/ weirdest kids names. watcha got?

Question

i was just thinking about people who name their kids the stupidest names, like "Paradise". to me, it seems weird. what do you know of?

Answer 1

Pilot Inspector has to be one of the weirdest ever. That's the son of some movie stars. Forget who. That guy on that Earl show.

Answer 2

Paradise is a bit weird, but then it's similar to Hope, Peace and Patience (and I bet you there will be more it's similar to).

This website I'm linking to is exactly what you're looking for.

Hope this helps!

Edit: Oh, if you're looking for the most unusual name then:
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Answer 3

Destiny Summer, Bridgette Treasure Boyle

Answer 4

I think one of the more unfortunate names I've come across is a girl named Cliffordette. As if Clifford wasn't a bad (by bad, I mean outdated) enough name for a boy, it needed to be feminized?

I knew some girl who's father's name was Philander ...is that a clue into the circumstances of his conception?

And worst overall name of someone I actually know is Jack Knopf (last name pronounced Kin-off)

Answer 5

I had a friend named Aprilee. Looks like it would be pronounced like the month, but the e's ant the end really made the eeeee sound... Aprileeee. I didn't like that....I know a bro and sis called Justice and Liberty, had a friend called Patience, Precious, Constance (that one is ok to me), a cousin named Amerika, another cousin named Ocedes, and 2 cousins named Francisco, and we call one of them Kiko for short, and the list goes on..!

Answer 6

cases, they're a-replacing. i think the reason being so as that their little ones strengthen up with their own identity and in no way as "Gwyneth Paltrow's daughter". the perfect way (even if this is not effective) to create an identity all of your own is to have a catchy call -- porn stars are nicely-favourite for this. the really names on there i stumble upon unusual are Princess Tiaamii (too a lot), Apple (i am going to call my daughter Microsoft merely to spite them), and Bluebell Madonna. Brooklyn, Romeo, Cruz, and Liberty do not worry me.

Answer 7

Aphrodite Butterfly

Answer 8

I am not lying about these: I know a child named Snow...last name White. And a guy.... Harry Butts.
And I am sure some one will mention the for real twins :

Orangejello& Lemonjello
(Oronjahlo -Lehmonjahlo)

Answer 9

There's a kid on an opposing soccer team named Memory. ugh.

And hubby works with a woman named Jaundice and one named Diarra. What were their parents thinking??

Answer 10

my aunt know of this girl who named her son shithead, I'm not kidding. It wasn't said like that though. It was said like sha-heed. teachers have problems with at first saying his name. those that don't know him like bubs, often get him in trouble, like he was writing his name down on a paper to turn in and the sub read it and sent him to the office, he pleaded with her that that was his name, sadly it was and he was let off the hook. Pretty sure this happens often with this poor child. I wonder what the mom was thinking!