If you had five minuted to speak to Bush on the phone what would you tell him?

Answer 1

That if he didn't change his ways he would go strait to hell.

Answer 2

I THINK BILL MAHER SAID IT BEST, DURING THE KATRINA MESS:

"Seriously, Mr. President, this job can't be fun for you anymore. There's no more money to spend; you used up all of that. You can't start another war because you also used up the army. And now, darn the luck, the rest of your term has become the Bush family nightmare: helping poor people."

"You've performed so poorly, I'm surprised you haven't given yourself a medal. You're a catastrophe that walks like a man. Herbert Hoover was a shitty president, but even he never conceded an entire metropolis to rising water and snakes. On your watch, we've lost almost all of our allies, the surplus, four airliners, two trade centers, a piece of the Pentagon, and the city of New Orleans . Maybe you're just not lucky. I'm not saying you don't love this country, I'm just wondering how much worse it could be if you were on the other side. So yes, God does speak to you, and what he's saying is, 'Take a hint.'" --Bill Maher

Answer 3

To get out of bed with the oil companies, which would take about 1 minute.

The remaining 4 mins I would tell him to give greater tax breaks to the working folks and not the super rich, which is a small percentage of the population. If he doesn't know who the working people are, then he needs to get out into rural farmlands, inner cities, and the small towns in states like FL, which paint such a happy, rosy picture for the tourists.

The economy is a serious problem in this country, despite what the "economists" and Wall Street says, so I'd like to see it addressed.

Answer 4

I would tell him that the Iraq war has not gone well but to get in there and do it right and also let him know how the average American is suffering because of the illegal aliens and he has not done enough if anything to close the border.

Answer 5

Bzzzt Wrong

It would not work Bush only has a 23 second attention span

Go big Red Go

Answer 6

Secure the Border!

Answer 7

Mr. President, you have made a mess of this war. You were not prepared for what would happen after Saddam was ousted.
By ousting Saddam you have opened the door for Iran to conquer Iraq, turning both countries into one America hating country.
I believe you have started WW III and I am sorry I gave you my vote.

Answer 8

1) You're an idiot
2) Stop expanding government powers
3) Concentrate resources on Afghanistan, where the terrorists actually are
4) Get the budget under control
5) Stop letting religion influence your policies
6) Stop supporting Israel no matter what it does
7) Get illegal immigration under control
8) Stop intentionally polarizing the country
9) Stop being so pig-headed and be willing to adapt to changing situations instead of "staying the course"
10) Take a public speaking course

Answer 9

Stand strong, Mr. President. I support you, my family supports you, my friends support, your military supports you. Don't give in to the polls, and the politics, and the far left. Stay the course. Iraq is the battlefield in the War on Terror. If we pull out of Iraq, the war will come here.
Put a stop to illegal immigration. Punish the business and corporations and people that hire illegals and impose strict penalties on the illegals themselves.
Strive to make the tax cuts permanent.
Don't let the Dems revoke the Patriot Act. Most of it is good for America and we need it. Those who speak against it, haven't actually read it.
Stand strong, Mr. President. We need you.

Answer 10

What one can say in 5 minutes that would have more impact than people talking for years now about how bad he was!! After all, what makes you think he'll listen??

Answer 11

That I realize the futility of telling him anything that goes against his preformed conceptions of how the world is, and that I hope he had a good Christmas.

Always end on a cordial note.