Including these titles of old tv shows into your "story," can you write an amusing paragraph or 2 or more...

Question

1. Beat the clock
2. I've got a secret
3. Make room for daddy
4. The twilight zone
5. Car 54 where are you
6. The untouchables

Answer 1

I must be honest, I've got a secret. At work for the last month I've been stealing office supplies. It started small, paperclips, now I'm up to post-it's. I spend all day trying to beat the clock and my boredom has turned into petty thievery. The high i feel from it is unbelievable, i feel like i am one of the untouchables, I'm flying and never coming down. The worst is i fear i may be heading for a life of crime. I feel like I'm living in the twilight zone! When i leave work I'm scared I'll get caught red handed, just the other day as i was leaving i saw the boss coming my way, i turned tail and ran out the door , frantically i tried to hail a taxi, i waved my arms and screamed the only thing that would come to mind - "Car 54, Where are you?"
The worst part of my crime ladden life is i think my husband is getting turned on by it. Last night after his shower he appeared in the bedroom doorway, a devilish grin on his face and his entire body covered in multicolored post-it's. He laughed, took a running leap at the bed and growled, " Make room for Daddy!"
I think I've created a monster.

Answer 2

Sorry about this Rainbow:

I was relaying some linoleum for an old neighbour and the stuff that was patchy, sticky and turning at the edges in her kitchen was beginning to turn my stomach. Suddenly, I found an old copy of the Radio/TV times underneath it. The date was hard to read but it was I am sure from the contents something like 1959. Mrs. Jones made a mug of tea and as I drank it, I flipped through the pages.
My good lord, was I taking a trip down memory lane, Beat the Clock. 7.30 I've got a secret followed by Make room for daddy. The 9oclock watershed and my favourite The twilight zone while on ITV they had the untouchables. And look at this Car 54 where are you - you know something, it is a toss-up between that and Dixon of Dock Green that encouraged me to join the police......


I warned you ----sorry, could not pass the temptation.....

Answer 3

I've got a secret, I Make Room for Daddy every night! At first it felt like I was in The Twilight Zone until I noticed he only like to Beat the Clock. Then the neighbors picked up the phone and called the cops. I heard them say: "Car 54 Where are you?" Now we're The untouchables!



You never said it had to be good...sorry it was kinda gross.

Answer 4

"hi! Make room for daddy!" Fiona screamed. Fiona Maverick grew to become into an 11 12 months old Arizonan from the state of Kentucky. Her suited pal Riley grew to become into so widespread she wrote a e book. it incredibly is stated as the "The life of Riley." purely then her sister went on the carpet. " That lady is so funky!" She muttered sweeping it up with a yellow mop. She started making a music "because of the fact the worldwide turns, and she or he suggested "i'm hungry, in line with risk we've any rat kabobs!" ;)

Answer 5

I've got a secret. It's a terrible secret, yes, and one that should never ever surface. But I will tell you, now, because you ask me. Of course, then I'll have to kill you. HA! You sure you want to ask me? Fine, fine. I'll tell you what I did...
The terrible thing I did...
I've always hated Danny Joe Luckenbach. Yeah, you remember him? Nah. Is he from Car 54? Where are you thinking he's from? Oh, Scarborough fair? What in blue blazes are you talking about? Don't get me twisted in my words, son. Danny Joe. Ex football star. Made a good living as a clock maker. Good family. Nice teeth. Anyway. I still hated him. Treated me and my friends as if we were... well... the untouchables, you know, the freaks from the twilight zone. Not only through school, but after too.
Of course, I couldn't abide that. No, of course not.
Anyway, I always wanted to teach him a lesson, but never got a chance until that one night... that night... He'd been to a party, you see, and got fairly drunk. Slid into the cab of his truck next to his current girl, saying "Make room for daddy." Drunk as a skunk behind the wheel. She didn't want to go with him, and got out. Then, he throws his beer at her, cusses her out, calls her filthy names. T'weren't right. No.
Of course, I couldn't abide that. No, of course not.
Needless to say, my friends and I followed him down the road a ways. Going through the woods he hit a tree. We managed to wrestle him out of his car, and whoo-ee, we beat the clock maker til he was black and blue. I weren't too sore about it... Like I said, I've always hated him.
Turned out, he didn't show for work that next morning. Nor the next morning after. Found him out in his car by that tree. Looked just like he'd died in the crash, and having that on the coroner's report was just fine with me.
So...
Now you know...
Want a beer?

Answer 6

How about "Leave It to Beaver." June says, "Ward, you've

been pretty hard on the Beaver lately." (old joke.)