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I call a cab and go home because I'm obviously so drunk that I went into the men's bathroom instead of the women's.

2007-01-04 03:10:03 · answer #1 · answered by Pretending To Work 5 · 0 0

Comment on how fine the material's quality is thats used to make the urinal and say you work for Home Depot and you find new products for them to sell.

2007-01-04 03:09:35 · answer #2 · answered by kalhonaaho01 2 · 0 0

Just say, "Hey, you should get that looked at." And then leave while they're still checking to figure out what you're talking about.

2007-01-04 03:09:27 · answer #3 · answered by Jess H 7 · 0 0

if i was a guy id go about it this way: if its smaller than yours, say"mines BIGGER!" but if its bigger than yours, ask" have you killed someone with that yet?" this is just my crazy thinking and im not sure guys would think the same way so its not a good idea to follow my advice but if u do let me know. :) jinxed1989@hotmail.com

2007-01-04 03:11:30 · answer #4 · answered by hotchocolate 2 · 0 0

WTF
I've never checked anyone out at the next urinal.
Even if you're gay, that is still rude.

2007-01-04 03:08:19 · answer #5 · answered by anonymous w 4 · 2 0

Let's look at the real root of this problem. Maybe you're confused about your sexuality.

2007-01-04 03:08:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

ugh let me tell you it sure is akward..unless ur at a gay bar..then there all like..hey lets get a room.

but if ur not they'll look at you..maybe turn away and I say. "thats a nice piece of equipment you got there"

lol

2007-01-04 03:13:06 · answer #7 · answered by ∞ Mixed § Peanuts ∞ 3 · 0 0

That's usually when I admit I'm a woman and show them my water bottle

2007-01-04 03:07:21 · answer #8 · answered by Jennifer F 6 · 3 0

Do guys really do that? I thought that was like a cardinal rule that was never broken...

2007-01-04 03:08:44 · answer #9 · answered by Emmy 3 · 0 0

"woah mine's bigger" then zip up and leave before he sees a thing

actually no i dont look period

2007-01-04 03:11:41 · answer #10 · answered by igottanoe 3 · 0 0

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