Inserting a banana -- Is It Safe?

Question

Okay, here's a question for you that I can't find an answer for. My wife, who has something of a food fetish, would like me to insert a peeled banana inside her and then make love with her.

Yeah, yeah, I can already 'hear' the jokes...

But, my question is: If we do this are there any probable (not possible but probable) negative health issues that could arise from this act. I'm thinking specifically of yeast infections etc. but I don't know the probability since the vaginal area is fairly acidic in comparison to the normal pH of a ripe banana.

Sorry for the manner in which this question was stated but I wanted to phrase it in such a way that the Yahoo 'monitors' might actually let it stand since they are so 'violation and deletion' happy.

I'd appreciate all serious answers to this question and, of course, I expect for some to ridicule the question.

Thanks!

Answer 1

That's the only bad thing about fetishes, sometimes they're not alway applicable. A washed banana with the peel still on it probably wouldn't do any harm but I bet she's wanting you to mash it up a bit while you are having sex. It'd probably be best to tell her it's a hot idea but you don't want to hurt her then suggest your own kinky idea. Hope this helps.

Answer 2

Peeled Banana Insertion

Answer 3

I don't share this fetish with your wife so I have never tried it. But I think it would be safer to use a clean banana with the skin still on. Using peeled fruit may be disastrous especially if tiny bits of fruit are left behind. Before you try maybe you should talk to a doctor about it.

Answer 4

Not a good idea, because bits of the banana can be left inside and they're an ideal medium for bacterial growth. There are a number of properly-designed and manufactured sex toys on the market, that can be had by visiting an adult store or purchased online. They all come with instructions on how to keep them clean and well-lubricated. That last, your wife is sure to tell you, is pretty important.

Answer 5

That sounds like a cool idea, I have never heard of it before, but cool, you have a neat wife.

Um, well, maybe it will give her potassium? I dont know. Isn't the vagina pretty good at maintaining a balance of bacteria, if that is the concern?

Try it. I'm sure it's not deadly. If the banana doesn't work, try another penis. And if it doesn't come out, just put a bowl of cereal and milk on her chair to coax the banana out.

Answer 6

The fact that it's peeled makes it harder to get out. Does she want you to eat it? If so, peel the banana half way and stick the unpeeled side in her and eat it. Once it's to the point that you can't get at it have her squeeze the rest out with her vaginal muscles.

Answer 7

You are correct that a banana could possibly cause a yeast infection. My feeling is if you do it occasionally what is it going to hurt. Let her know she is the one that will suffer from the yeast infection not you!

Answer 8

You're quite correct to be concerned about yeast and other infections.I

I'd make certain first that the banana has been washed, and then throw a condom over it. THe same with cucumber or zucchini. If you wife wants to explore other, smaller fruits or veggies, then the two of you should be using a female condom for protection.

Answer 9

Any sort of insertion can lead to infection. Also an peeled banana does not have the strength for insertion without breaking. Last thing you need is rotting banana lodged into your wife's uterus.

Answer 10

infections is the main thing you would have to worry about the main thing is if y'all do decide to do this is that she cleans REALLY well down there immediately after wards. well the best of luck to the two of you :)