If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
If a mute swears, does his mother make him wash his hands with soap?
You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?
Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex in the box?
2007-01-04 00:47:53 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Barney...I love you, you love me, we're a happy family, with a great big hug, and a kiss from me to you, won't you say you love me too?
2007-01-04 00:50:33 · answer #1 · answered by Jenna 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
1) Because 2)yes 3)Find where it says "Open Here" 4)Because 5)So you can hear yourself swear when you realize you drove past it 6)No 7)It would be called dead 8)No, steal the toilet paper...have you ever found toilet paper in a gas station restroom? See? 9)Dead 10)Yes 11) Satan
2007-01-04 08:54:06 · answer #2 · answered by Sartoris 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Shore
Yes To All Of The Above
Spam Me
2007-01-04 08:50:36 · answer #3 · answered by Celestial_Spam 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Umm.. the 7- 11 might close on holidays or if there is possibly a water main break or some random emergany
Mimes can talk, they just choose not to
2007-01-04 08:50:20 · answer #4 · answered by Krystyna 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
you pull the next kleenex out of the box when you pull the one thats already there
2007-01-04 08:50:19 · answer #5 · answered by Kelly H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why does the sign say "fork in the road" when you never see any silverware?
Why does the sign say "prepare to stop when flashing"? You have to to open the raincoat.
Why does the sign say "for sale by owner"? Duh, I want to buy it from someone who doesn't own it.
2007-01-04 08:56:31 · answer #6 · answered by Joe 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why does bottled water cost more than soda?
2007-01-04 08:51:45 · answer #7 · answered by Star of Florida 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
yes funny exept for the one about God that one hurt me. :(
2007-01-04 08:57:00 · answer #8 · answered by yankee_lost_in_ga 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
" I love you, you love me! We're a happy family! With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you! Won't you say you love me too!"
Love you Barney!
Krazy Libra
2007-01-04 08:50:09 · answer #9 · answered by krazy_libra_from_ac 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
ihave all the answers but i dont have time to list them
2007-01-04 08:52:40 · answer #10 · answered by booge 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋