kill em all at birth!
2007-01-04 00:43:15 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
blimey i aint a chav but we're all different mate could say the same about goths
2007-01-04 00:44:24 · answer #1 · answered by hey 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely so
(chav = council house adolescent vermin)
A friend in Holland sent me this....
'CHAV' Humour....
Q. What's the difference between a chav and a coconut?
A. one's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.
Q. Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins?
A. Society.
Q. What does a chav girl use as protection during sex?
A. A bus shelter.
Q. What do you call a 30 year old chav girl?
A. Granny.
Q. What do you call a chav in a box?
A. Innit.
Q. What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet?
A. Sorted.
Q. What do you call a chav in a suit
A. "Will the defendant please rise"
Q. Why did the chav cross the road?
A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason whatsoever.
Q. What do you call a chav girl in a white tracksuit?
A. The bride.
Q. If you see a chav on a bike why should you try not to hit him?
A. It might be your bike.
Q. What's the first question during a chav quiz night?
A. What you looking at.
Q. Why are chavs like slinkey's?
A. They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of
stairs
Q. Two chavs in a car without any music, who's driving?
A. A policeman!
Q. How do you get a hundred chavs in a phonebox?
A. Paint 3 stripes on it.
Q. What do you call a hundred chavs at the bottom of the river?
A. A start.
Q. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Nova a shame?
A. Because a nova had 4 seats.
Q. What do you call a chav with 9 g.c.s.e's?
A. A liar.
Q. What do you say to a chav with a job?
A. Bigmac please.
Q. What's the difference between a chav boy and a chav girl?
A. A chav girl will have a higher sperm count
More about chavs here...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chav
2007-01-04 01:33:53 · answer #2 · answered by sarch_uk 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Erm Chavs upward thrust up for themselves they frequently are the kind to not get right into a wrestle till they have 3 + friends behind them. i even were in a wrestle with a pair and they are no the position close to strong warring parties, so as it truly is a lie, and tracksuits are meant for sport XD not popular the position. i information seeing a psychiatrist
2016-12-01 19:41:53 · answer #3 · answered by rothberg 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Every generation has its tribe, herd, chosen outcasts and so on.
Like punks, teddy boys, mode, rockers, indie freaks, hippies, metallers etc etc. Some of these groups have troblesome elements, but that doesnt make them all bad.
But there is something about chavs in particular that I hate. Maybe its the fact that they go out of their way to be pointless? maybe its because they go out of their way to be hated? Maybe its because their lifestyle laughs in the face of all that is British?
I dont know, but I do really hate them.
2007-01-04 01:13:37 · answer #4 · answered by S P 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I feel pretty sorry for them because they seem so happy in their silly, pointless lives but yeah, they are a worry for the future of the country.
For my baffled American friends, chavs are distant cousins of what you call trailer trash.
2007-01-04 01:13:41 · answer #5 · answered by Katya-Zelen 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm the MD of Burrberrys clothing and those remarks are dangerous and could put us out of business. Long live the chav!
2007-01-04 00:47:35 · answer #6 · answered by nick w 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
chav= lower class persons who usually wear sports clothes, stolen clothes, expensive clother from their dole checks or tarty clothes. few of them work or have a proper education, most of them seem to spend their time drinking, taking wierd drugs and getting pregnant at the age of 14. mostly the girls, for the latter.
2007-01-04 04:00:05 · answer #7 · answered by lillianna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those are some really funny jokes.
Chavs are just a sad product of society. Its a shame, but someone's got to do it. Also, burberry is now a looked down upon label, mega shame.
2007-01-07 04:23:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
chavs ,yobs what ever you want to call them have always been its just they were dealt with asylum seekers and migrants are the real cancer
2007-01-04 05:21:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i agree but i dont think killin them all at birth is the answer maybe u should set up sum sort of chav boot camp?.....
2007-01-04 00:47:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋