I do think this question is stupid but it has a lot of scope.... *giggles*
2007-01-04 00:28:41 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Not moi, I couldn't hurt an innocent lil teddy...
But I think a certain abuse of a teddy was depicted on South Park once... now that was most unkind!
If I was really diabolical, maybe wash Teddy's lower parts in hot water and run him through a hot dryer -- after first telling him all about irreversable shrinkage .. now that is extra wicked bad..
excuse me, but now I have to beg Teddy to forgive me for ever even joking about such a hideous thing...
2007-01-05 09:39:58 · answer #1 · answered by Bender 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I cut a hole in a teddy bears mouth so that I could stuff my dinner down it's throat so it looked like I ate all my food. My mom quickly found out when poor old teddy started to smelling like rotting pork chops.
2007-01-04 08:35:05 · answer #2 · answered by BAnne 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Small incision on his cute little teddy bear belly.
Soak his cute little cotton guts with gasoline or rubbing alcohol. Stick one end of a 25-foot piece of string into the incision.
Light the other end, from 25 feet away. Watch the flame slowly, slowly, oh so slowly wend its way toward Mr. Bear.
FOOSH.
2007-01-04 08:34:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I could never be cruel to a teddy bear, I just wasn't brought up that way..
2007-01-04 08:30:03 · answer #4 · answered by Error Child 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
well i love my teddy bear a lot, i love to hug it, but would never be cruel to it. if a very bad part of me wants to best would be to chop his head off
2007-01-04 08:33:57 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When I was young my brother threw my teddy on the ground and peed allover it...
2007-01-04 08:34:32 · answer #6 · answered by cma80 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
scope.
do they make scope for the mind?
2007-01-04 08:32:45 · answer #7 · answered by iroc 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a weird one ...but pull it's googly eyes out maby? hehe
2007-01-04 08:30:47 · answer #8 · answered by thatsjazz! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Send it thru a shrub shredder!
2007-01-04 08:30:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Giving it to Pimp of the Day to play with.
2007-01-04 08:36:24 · answer #10 · answered by Monni 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋