2007-01-04 00:26:10 · 30 answers · asked by sweetie darling 2 in Health ➔ Men's Health
I have found that a strategic cork in the lower regions and a pillow shoved down his throat remove the problem. It may also remove him, so make a risk assessment first.
Ask questions like -
1) How big a cork do I need?
2) What kind of pillow consistancy do I need - soft or firm?
3) Would I be sad if this experiment goes wrong?
Hope this helps!
2007-01-04 00:33:08 · answer #1 · answered by jammydodger 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
FYI
http://medicalreporter.health.org/tmr0197/carstensen0197.html
2007-01-04 03:29:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no you cant stop him from belchin or farting. but however, you can request him to helch with his mouth covered and tell him to keep the noise down. as for farting, get him to fart in a corner where there isn't people around, or a toilet. he is able to control his fart to prevent noise from coming out.
do controll his diet as well so that he doesn't eat much stuff that will produce a lot of gas in his body.
Cheers!
2007-01-04 01:26:45 · answer #3 · answered by cheeken lita 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You need to tell him why he is so windy. he may be an air swalloer which is where he swalloes air while hes eating and drinking, Or is he eating alot of leafy foods i.e. cabbages ? is he eating alot of baked beans ? Is he eating alot of eggs ? If hes doing it on purpous then tell him that he really needs too stop. Cause otherwise you would refuse to go out in public with him cause it must be real embarrising. If he isnt doing it on purpous then i would try him on these rennie things they help wind. Hope this helps ! and good luck
2007-01-04 00:38:28 · answer #4 · answered by Pippa H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell him you knew someone once who farted so much that eventually they farted their guts out. Then when he's asleep put some raw liver around his back side. Then wake him up and tell him he's been farting in his sleep and that the last one sounded really bad. When he sees the mess in the bed it may frighten him enough into holding them in.
2007-01-04 00:39:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Don't eat foods which are known to cause these things.
Beans,
Peas
fizzy drinks
Sprouts
etc
When he eats, tell him to eat slowly, don't talk while eating, sit up at a table rather then in front of the telly.
Question is, does he want to stop doing it, some strange men think it's amusing and have competitions. If he wants to stop, you are going to have to help him.
2007-01-04 03:41:33 · answer #6 · answered by pampurredpuss 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know just what you mean. I am always trying to get my husband to stop. It's impossible I've been trying for years now. Try and compromise with him say if you stop doing that more then you will either stop doing something that annoys him or you will do something small for him in return.
Tell him it's not a turn on so if he keeps doing it no sex until he starts.
But to be honest he still probably won't stop. Men are just SICK
2007-01-04 00:41:00 · answer #7 · answered by meme 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Change his diet. Cut out the fizzy drink, alcohol. baked beans etc. Get those veggies down his neck.
2007-01-04 05:41:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Check his diet. What he eats can affect the amount of gases he has. Or otherwise he might just be a pig
2007-01-04 00:40:24 · answer #9 · answered by RG 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Deprive him of sex. I couldn't bear the thought of no sex and would quit farting in an instant!
Trust me, farting in his face will just make things worse!
2007-01-04 00:30:04 · answer #10 · answered by wragster 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋