http://www.awcycles.co.uk/smsimg/57/7807covehandjob
2007-01-04 00:24:16 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Well you didn't get a hand job because you never found this for your partner...
http://www.awcycles.co.uk/products.php?plid=m3b57s26p11681
Maybe you'll have to make do playing with your Raleigh Chopper.
2007-01-04 00:33:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
On yer bike! Only very naughty boys get handjobs for christmas...
2007-01-04 02:22:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
First off Santa is not gay..you shoulda sent your list to Mrs. Claus,shes in charge of the female elves ya know..better luck next year!
2007-01-04 00:32:17 · answer #3 · answered by *toona* 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because you didn't ask nice enough! And the relatives were listening. That's what you get for inviting people over and having such a small place!
2007-01-04 00:27:04 · answer #4 · answered by JustLynn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You wheelie wheelie want one or two will that be on the bars or not...Would you like a cog or 2,or should I just pedal away into the distance and not offer assistance?
2007-01-04 00:30:01 · answer #5 · answered by . 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Looks like a ride was out of the question too buddy.
2007-01-04 00:31:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Santa doesn't give presents to naughty boys.
2007-01-04 01:36:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Santa's hands where sore from carrying his heavy sack.
2007-01-04 00:25:52 · answer #8 · answered by legend 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Maybe your letter to santa got lost.
2007-01-04 00:25:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
maybe they thought you were asking for an actual "handjob"
2007-01-04 00:29:06 · answer #10 · answered by Kelly H 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋